tunnel-vision-retard

1.) A person with a one track mind, lack of focus and intelligence.

2.) A person who was home-schooled by their parents.

3.) A mexi-cant.
Why did you drop your bowling ball you tunnel-vision-retard.

Sean: How come all he's talked about all day is World of Warcraft?
Paul: Because he's a tunnel-vision-retard.
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The art of inserting your penis into a fleshlight and then engaging in intercourse while it is on your penis.
"Dude I totally got a light at the end of the tunnel from this skank I picked up at the bar last night!"
by therealdildo May 19, 2009
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When you die you will see a light at the end of a tunnel, which is the demon infested lava pit.
Lets go to the light at the end of the tunnel-Aaaaaaah demons! They smell bad! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
by Ultimate Pieman November 17, 2006
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Run through tunnels

The same as run a train except its usually a guy having sex with one girl after another.
All the girls at the party wanted to fuck James. So instead of fighting over him they made him run through tunnels.
by punnai January 28, 2010
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Darien Wind Tunnel

The act of having someone fart into one's mouth. Similar to a Miami Trumpet, except that the recipient not only expects it but desires it.
I need to load up on chili tonight - Burt is coming over later and he said he's up for some hot Darien Wind Tunnel action.
by Dick Flaiz March 13, 2008
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The sexual act, when performed with a woman of generous genital proportions. Or a man of diminutive proportions. Or both.
She was so loose I thought I'd have to strap a board across my arse to stop myself falling in. It was like waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel.
by Kojak October 28, 2003
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