Ditch

A colloquialism for a gay man. Likely started by combining Dick and Bitch. Most often used in a positive or self deprecating way. Similar use to women refer to their friends as “Bitch” or “Bitches”

“I woke up in a ditch this morning”
“I’m only going if the Ditches go”
“Ditch, please”

by Cannit May 31, 2025

Ding-dong Ditch

Running up to your s/o at full tilt, slipping a single finger in for a second then running away while laughing maniacally

My girlfriend kicked me out after I Ding-dong Ditched her

by TechTalos July 30, 2021

Ditch Dick

The male counterpart of a mudcricket.

Ain't nothing but mud rickets and ditch dick out here in Mudfest.

by TSmartGuy November 18, 2021

Alaskan ditch

Where one defecates, puts the feces into a condom and proceeds to freeze it. After some time, one grabs said feces and proceeds to insert it onto a door handle, thus removing the condom to ensure the individual pursing the act is completely free of feces. After that, a blowtorch is required to thaw out the feces so that when an individual instinctively grabs the door handle, their hand is covered in dirty shit

Bro we should Alaskan ditch the shit out Mr. Steinberg

by Rahmaglano October 30, 2021

D.J. Ditch

The D.J. ditch is when someone who always makes plans with you ditchs you all the time

Dude! Why did you D.J. Ditch me last night!?

My sister keeps being a D.J. Ditch...

by Kidwitt July 27, 2018

Ditching

The act of licking someone’s butt hole after they go number 2 without wiping

Robbert and David where're ditching last night

by darrell jarrell July 18, 2025

Ditch Pig

Ugly, trashy woman from the pits of hell.
Luke Combs female fans.

Hey, would you look at all of those ditch pigs in the pit at the Luke Combs show!

by The.know.it.all November 19, 2020