Nair Mail

You love your woman and she adores the way you use your tongue but she refuses to shave her bush. You're sore from bush wacking through her Brillo pad. So you apply a salve of agent orange to her secret garden with a mouthful of Nair. Once deforrested, she wakes up shocked to find that her Amazon had been converted to a manicured golf course. Now you can deliver your tongue to the new address.

She: I couldn't talk after the way you navigated my jungle.

He: It was hairy, Babe. I had to nair mail it before the bush came down and I found El Dorado

by HOSESLANGER June 10, 2024

Mail chick

Not everyone that delivers the mail is male. Some mail carriers are female.

The dog didn't like the mail chick or anybody shaped like the mail chick. Something about the buzz haircut triggered the dog, and it would always start chasing her.

by Solid Mantis December 1, 2020

MAILS

This is an acronym that means by "My Ass Is Lazy Syndrome". This word is used to get out of your work or school.
And to slowly walk away like a girl boss.

Tcher: Hey why are you not doing anything?
Student: Because I got MAILS!!
Student: Im outta here.

EX 2
Boss: Are you doing your work?
Worker: No.
Boss: Why? Go do it now!
Worker: No. I got MAILS.
Worker: Im outta here.

by kookoogorleye December 15, 2022

toting the mail

When someone is speeding trying to get to their destination.

Larry was toting the mail trying to get to his job

by Poeticsirr July 29, 2023

Potato Mail

When you make a really big, really smelly poop, package it in a box, and ship it to someone on their birthday. It is usually wrapped in birthday wrapping paper

Today was such a great birthday, then after my party, I got home and recieved some potato mail.

by Mr. Ornelas October 8, 2017

penis mail

Penis mail is when you receive dick pics and you can't stop them from coming.

Girl1: I KEEP GETTING FUCKING DICK PICS UGGHHH

Girl2: Don't you mean penis mail?

by Dizzy Fascist May 12, 2014

mail

1. a vehicle, such as a train, carrying mail.
2. a bag of letters to be conveyed by the postal system.

1. The mail in the sentence refers to a special train that transports letters and packages across the country.
2. The postman delivered a large bag of mail, filled with letters and packages for the neighborhood.

by Arminkshipper January 19, 2025