ipod

Wait you still use iPods? I think everyone knows that the Zune is the best music player, dumbass.

Hey Frank I have an iPod!
Fuck you Jim the Zune is better.

by Mogieymouse January 17, 2021

platinum on my ipod

it's when you play a song like a million times, like it's so good you can't/couldn't stop listening to it..
it can be platinum on your android/iPhone too like it doesn't matter you get the concept

superbass went platinum on my ipod when i was in middle school

xtuna stan: la fuerza by xtina went platinum !!!
another person: on your android bitch

by y2kcunt February 18, 2022

Sad IPod

The Sad IPod is basically the Sad Mac on an IPod

Im gonna listen to some ITunes
Turns on IPod
Wait that’s a Sad IPod
Noooooooooooo
My IPod is dead

by INS746 December 30, 2020

Dan's iPod

Used in reference to a person or venue playing unquestionably terrible music.

"This music is shit, have they plugged in Dan's iPod?"

by thornbrook April 19, 2025

the ipod guy

a word an idiot would call dankpods

me: yeah i watch dankpods
someone: oh the ipod guy
me: no its dankpods idiot

by i<3tommyvercettimorethenusucka September 11, 2024

Ipod

Ipods.
They bring sex to ur ears!
the shuffle is gay though... NEVER put it on shuffle >.>

Girl: JIZZZ
boy: wat??
Girl: I jst got ear raped by my ipod.

Example 2
Girl: *clicking next button* gay. gay. lame. stupid. gay. lame. lame. old. ARGHHHHHHH WTF YOU DUMB SHUFFLE?!!! PICK GOOD SONGS!!! >.<

by sumRandomKaytieeKidd(: October 21, 2010

ipod touch

A device for listening to music, movies and porn.

ipod touch passing by.

by Dope420 January 15, 2017