A person who thinks they are cool but has no life and Fantasizes of having a girlfriend one day. Somebody who drives a POS neon but has big wishes. SOMEBODY who lives in their parents basement who trolls everybody online.
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Get the Ava Hauser mug.Noun; a genuine piece of shit, one who has this name usually tries to fuck anything from a minor to they moms. Uses you for everything you have and only will hit you up when it’s beneficial to him. Also probably has a kid or two by age 18.
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A mongrel who will literally suck every bit of hydration from your gob.
(Gob. A slang derivative of the word *mouth*)
They continually fail to achieve their one and only purpose: To keep their hose from sticking into your tongue.
Most of them don’t initiate or hold any conversation and usually look like they regret all their life choices leading up to that point.
A mongrel who will literally suck every bit of hydration from your gob.
(Gob. A slang derivative of the word *mouth*)
They continually fail to achieve their one and only purpose: To keep their hose from sticking into your tongue.
Most of them don’t initiate or hold any conversation and usually look like they regret all their life choices leading up to that point.
Bogan 1: “Aww man guess what. I had to go to the dentist the other day, and the Gob Hoser sucked all the spit from me mouth.
Bogan 2: “What a dipstick”
Bogan 2: “What a dipstick”
by Modest_Sphincter August 6, 2020
Get the Gob Hoser mug.he is known as one of the most attractive people in the world. Unless you close his face with something thick you cannot prevent girls to jump to his arms, moreover it's said that when girls see him they lost their memories. Girls race with each other to feel his body and breath. Additionally, he is quite creative and talented that achieves huge things. Mostly these guys cannot use their attractivity and handsomeness because they always focus on some big questions like '' What is the means of life ?'' '' What are the signals to God give us ?'' or '' Will we able to discover inside of black holes ?''
Girl1- I would like to sleep with Akın Hüseyin...
Girl2- Me too but his mind is very busy with some important questions he doesn't care you...
Girl1- But he is irresistible...
Girl2- Omg I know let's ma....
Girl2- Me too but his mind is very busy with some important questions he doesn't care you...
Girl1- But he is irresistible...
Girl2- Omg I know let's ma....
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by MichaelJordan010 January 14, 2021
Get the Steamy Huberto mug.Wyatt houser means someone that is very shy but likes calling girls mommy. They like to eat food at midnight and don’t clean their car
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