HOBA Player

This describes a dominant Basketball player who is godtiers above other Sideleagues such as the HBL and IHBL. If a HBA Player enters one of these leagues the league is instantly ruined for everyone else

Rusty:Yo I think im going to get a ring this year we got really good players!
Aetius:No man for that to happen we'd have to ban all the HOBA Players

by Ol Greener January 18, 2018

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Hoagie

A hogie is a Southern speciality where a man lubricates the inner fat folds of a voluptuous woman (the more obese, the better) with his choice of oily condiment (e.g. butter, mayonnaise, anchovy oil) and the he proceeds to vigorously wank off using her greased fat/skin folds as sexual friction.

Hickory Brisket, a well known Coora Lite enthusiast and lover of Frito pies, performed a hoagie on Ms. Sally Lou Harietta at the Alabama State Fair behind the Walmart.

by Hickory Brisket February 17, 2018

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hoebag

a slut lol what did you think bitch lmao

you a hoebag bitch get up off my dick

by nobitchlol June 5, 2018

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Hoebagel

A person that will sell their body to get ahold of the yummy carb. They really become a hoe for bagels

The manager gave Krista all the leftovers because she’s such a hoebagel.

by Platypussylove June 11, 2018

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Hoagbarth

The act of gently placing 8 AA batteries and a juul inside of a goats rectal cavity whilst shitting out the 4 C batteries amd juul you placed in yourself the wednesday before.

“Goddamn it Bobby are you trying to Hoagbarth Ladybird again!”

“I left Hoagbarthing behind ever since that one day the raccoon got stuck in the copier...”

“Get the fuck away from my dog you homeless scrub, go Hoagbarth someone elses pet! And this isnt even a goat! Bitch!”

by Fizwamperrl August 15, 2018

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