Hag Lobster

the dirty rotten bastards who order the most expensive thing on the menu, and then won't help pay the bill

Man, my mother-in-law is a Hag Lobster. She ordered the Lobster Feast and then stiffed me with the bill.

by wordqueens3 March 18, 2011

Flag Hags

An all female road flag crew

Those damn Flag Hags had me stopped at that light for an hour.

by Jimmy Cracked Whore August 18, 2022

Bessie Hag

A very ugly/weird or just downright bad southern girl

"Hey, what do you think about that girl over there?"

"No way man, shes such a Bessie Hag"

by Tree_Masta June 20, 2020

Hag

Hedge witch. Village witch. Hag is derived from Latin ‘holy woman’ A Hag is a wise woman, Pagan or Christian or Secular, that is called to the role of service to the community. Direct action, herbalism, community care, minding the sick, social justice and mental health triage are among the responsibilities. Hags commonly cover the crown of the head with a scarf or hat when working.

Hey get that Hag lady! Someone is ODing in the alley and she said she has Narcan.!

Call the Hag, my sister needs her psych meds and doesn’t have a ride to the doctor!

by MayHemme July 31, 2021

Piss hag

A frightful looking woman. Like a crack whore, except she’s an alcoholic.

Should we go get some booze you piss hag

by Swizzle d October 14, 2023

Hag

Hag is southern slang for the word roast. To hag someone means to roast their looks or what their wearing, basically means to make fun of someone

Oh so you sitting around tryna talk about my hairline. Nigga ima bout to hag yo ugly ass

by blasiandestroyer777 July 30, 2019

hill hag

An old rich lady at ski resort who prays on you ski dudes.

That rich ass hill hag just bought me dinner at the lodge and blew my at her husbands villa.

by Gooman1979 February 2, 2017