hacked off

an excuse where-in a person intentionally said jacked off but attempted to cover it up with the excuse having the letter H near the letter J.

Jim: hey bro
Eric: sup bro
Jim: i heard you jacked off to Kimmy
Eric: what the hell? no!
Jim: oh shit, I meant hacked off!
Jim: y'know, cus H is near J.
Jim: Eric?
Jim: Eric?
Eric busts into Jim's apartment
Jim, in real life: FUCK

by ObamasLastName October 14, 2019

hack club

the best club ever

hack club is such a cool club

by hack clubber June 26, 2024

hack

In Baltimore this is a person you can catch a ride from. Usually old dudes stand in front of shopping centers saying "need a ride". If where ever you're heading is on the same side of town you came from, they may only charge $6

I ain't catching no uber im bout to call me a hack.

by nonameshorty August 29, 2017

Hacked and Cracked

Adjective,

A homebrew version of a system or game that has been modified to the point where it's barely recognisable. It is usually created with little care, and to chaotic, completely foreseen effect.

"We're going to play my new hacked and cracked version of D & D. I haven't tested it yet, but I think it will be WILD!"

by The Backstreet Net January 30, 2024

Hacked

The one word that twitter funny accounts use after saying something weird. They wouldn't stop using it & fail to realise that it becomes unfunny & annoying.

"I want Bernie inside me"
"Hacked"

by JoshsBruhMoment November 5, 2020

hack

that word that make non-tech-savvy people: "WHOA THERE HACKER IM GETTING YOU TO JAIL!"

A: I hacked into that toaster!
B: What? I'm calling the cops you criminal!

by iamahackernowarrestme September 13, 2021

Hack

Zack Chapman from electrical

Ur a hack,this prodject,is, halfway done.

by Chris1234456 May 24, 2018