greasy chalk duster

when a group or possy of civilians get together and acquire a hostage And then proceed to pull out their shlongs and urinate all over their hostage

hey man wanna get some guys together and set p a greasy chalk duster tonight

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by chodley696969 March 4, 2016

The greasy teabag

This is where you poop your pants with a very soft stool, then walk and sit and stand enough to smoosh the load all over your genitals. Now drop trou and proceed with standard teabagging proceedures.

After eating way to many prunes and way to much spaghetti, little Johnny had a unfortunate ( but opportunity rich ) loss of bowel control while dressed in his Sunday best. He then decides to make himself feel better by giving his drunk and passed out older brother ( who is normally quite mean to little Johnny ) "the greasy teabag".

by thckjnk April 19, 2013

Greasy

Greasy can be used in many ways. It's main definition is when you are viewed as desperate and willing to hit on anyone or anything. To be greasy is to be flirty and inappropriate.

Oi look at Max chattin up them girls, he's well greasy

by iswaldeiiswaldeeniswalduaisisw May 13, 2018

Greasy trunk baby

The act of ejaculating in a kidnappers trunk.

My ex girlfriend Locked me in the trunk because I wouldn't get her pregnant. So I unloaded a fat "Greasy Trunk Baby" all over her stripper clothes so the tank would be empty next time she tried.

by MADAZZMATT October 29, 2019

greasy pineapple

A male cunt

That man is a greasy pineapple.

by Jade_rose May 2, 2018

Greasy Thumb

When you stick your thumb up your anus whilst masturbating.

Babe usually gives himself the greasy thumb when he wants himself.

by Hank the Yank June 30, 2016

greasy-pig

To be a greasy-pig you must in any situtation come out on top.

Mudt be good rail job the greasy-pig on it.

by dingdong December 9, 2008