grandmahood

Same as motherhood, but for grandmothers. The longer version is 'grandmotherhood', but no one has the time to say it. The male equivalent for this term is 'grandpahood' and again, the longer version would be "grandfatherhood".

"Do you see Mary? Look how happy she is while holding her newborn granddaughter!"
"Ah, yes! She's definitely enjoying her grandmahood!"

by Ruth Penn December 15, 2021

Grandma-sized

the typical “plump” figure that many grandmas have.

mee-maw is SO grandma-sized

by fernandobear333 December 24, 2021

Grandmaster of the Arts

A person who has mastered every art there has been and will be.

Look how the Grandmaster of the Arts 360 noscoped that gay man

by Serphos February 20, 2022

grandma kink

a new kink created by the one and only yusra

grandma kink: when you want an older woman to pretend to be ur grandma and give you special milk and cookies!! 😏

created by: yusra

by Kate6008 April 13, 2022

Grandma Activities

Pulling some fucking grandma activities like bowling or yoga or like going to brunch with Roberta.

Guy 1 “Yo bro I wanna do something”
Guy 2 “let’s pull some fucking grandma activities dog”

by Kevindonghole May 23, 2022

grandma's nanner smasher

The fat butt of a GILF

man: daaaamn jamal i need some of grandma's nanner smasher before that old bitch passes

jamal: ill fucking kill you dude

by schizomode July 15, 2022

Grandmas Purse

A source of intoxicants. Usually used by Police Officers when they detect drug use or drug paraphernalia.

"Have you been snooping around in Grandmas Purse?"

by smallbigtoe July 15, 2022