Gaffneyd

Being Gaffneyd is being contacted by Dean Gaffney who is prolific on the dating apps. A man who uses his "fame" to get dates. A man who isn't fussy, so if you haven't been Gaffneyd yet, there is still time!

You've been Gaffneyd!

by Birdbean February 21, 2024

Gaffneyd

When one has been contacted by Dean Gaffney on one of the many social media or dating sites he uses.

Me: Oh girls, it’s obviously my turn now Iv been contacted by Dean Gaffney on hinge.
The girls: ahahhahaha you’ve been Gaffneyd

by Libarrr February 21, 2024

Glaffing

The act of penetrating a moldy pickle while it is up the anus of a dead ferret, then blending the ferret and pickle up and feeding it to a child with down syndrome

Hey, want to go Glaffing by the elementary school later...

by A.H. Retard March 20, 2024

Graffa

A graffa is a parent or guardian figure of a non-binary, trans, or quasi-quantifiable gender.

My graffa took me to the store to get some milk, honey and bread, and then they took me home to put me to tuck me into my bed.

by progcatgrammar April 5, 2024

Gaff

‣ Verb

- To see.

Commonly used as a slang word in Zimbabwean Schools.

- “Did you gaff that shot he took?”

by some dwass oan April 19, 2024

GAFFIO

GO AND FUCKING FIGURE IT OUT, this is intended to send someone away that is not meeting your expectations especially when having tools at their disposal such as google, ChatGPT or others.

Person 1: I am not sure how to resolve this math problem
Person 2: GAFFIO
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Go and fucking figure it out, you can go use google or some other tool.

by BalkanAvenger April 23, 2024

gaffy

A term used in online voice calls if someones microphone is acting weird / sounding robotic or lagging out.

Yo, you sound gaffy rn, I can't understand a word you're saying

by punkerhz April 26, 2024