Glasses Effect

When glasses make a basic guy look ten times hotter

Daryl looks so hot today! Must be the glasses effect.

by personoftheworld February 8, 2019

Hoe Glasses

Hoe Glasses are trendy thin rimmed glasses with joint lense, styled off those worn by peadophiles in the 80s. Worn exclusively by hoes - never prescription.

Damn, Bianca got some of those hoe glasses, she lookin fine.

by Professional Wanker April 19, 2018

Glass vase

A vase carefully made by an artist, usually made or glass, but sometimes it can be made out of dog food or rhinocerous earfluff, all depends on whta you have at hand.

Wife: I bought a bouqet of flower, do we have a glass vase?
Husband: Yeah, I bought a glass vase two months ago, I got a good deal on it too, don't break it.

by Auroean December 17, 2018

glass option

Military parlance for a nuclear strike. The extreme heat from a nuclear blast will render inert materials, like sand, into glass, or a glass-like state. Hence, the glass option.

I say we go glass option on these hodgy bastards.

by glass_option March 22, 2017

Ground Glass

The preferred lubricant used by Donald Trump to increase the pleasure of torturing the asshole of Jeff Sessions for a year before he threw him out in the street.

Hey Jeff, drop your drawers and get over here right now you little monkey eared dumb Southerner. I've got a present for you - a new vial of ground glass with your name on it.

by Read and Write February 4, 2020

tipsy glass

Slang term for meth, often used in the Daytona Beach area.

Yo! You got that Tipsy Glass?

by ForrestSucksInEpicFFL November 14, 2018

A Glass Seegul

to potentially frame another person while continuously set up a network of people

Person: "You know detective this guy could be a glass seegul With all these questions there must be something that is connecting this network of crime."
Detective: "I think your right"

by Coastalmike May 24, 2018