spit glasses

When a girl puts ray bans on before the guy cums so it doesn't get in her eyes. She then wipes it off and uses it as lotion to moisturize her nipples.

"Dude, I gave Sherry spit glasses, her nips tasted great!"

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by lawson_loves_spit_glasses January 1, 2015

Glass Cock

A glass pipe used for smoking crack cocaine.

Come on now Audrey, hit that glass cock!

by D34thcru5h June 8, 2016

glass tip

Like a blue veined log jam, it is when you forgot you banged that honey all night and then when you go to pee the next day the crusty leftovers block your tip and it hurts like a glass knife in the dick hole.

"Ow! Fucking glass tip! She was hot though. Totally worth it!

by Leper Khan April 20, 2018

glass vapors

Dat toxic Ether! Bad juju, nigga!

You don't want to forget to wash out your new glass or you will smoke those residual glass vapors.

by Okesp October 5, 2018

glass frog

A frog that is glass. Commonly used as decor.

Chad: "look at that glass frog!"

Martha: "im going to buy that beautiful decoration!"

by QueKia June 19, 2018

Glasses cunt

a fat cunt with glasses

“Pat you're a glasses cunt!”

by urnanisbrownbread October 10, 2019

Glasses-On-Butt

The G rated phrase used to call someone a smart ass.

Parents, my kids & I saw alert on highway about 2 escaped prisoners.

Mom asks "where did they escape from?"

I reply "from prison"

Mom says "thanks for stating the obvious glasses-on-butt"

by NO FILTER BITCH86 September 2, 2019