Ba-Donk-A-Front

Referring to or of a man's exceptionally large bulge in his pants due to his penis.

All the girls love my Ba-Donk-A-Front

by Rigo (Boston) February 1, 2009

front row mafia

A group of students sitting in the front row of a class, generally grouping together on projects.
Many times, these students will be independent learners and thinkers.

Me: I don't know how to solve this.
You: Go ask the Front Row Mafia. They've figured it out by now.

by Phil Novarr February 22, 2007

cleveland's front line

Phrase used to inconpicuously talk about a girl's breats, even if she (or her brother) are listening to you talk. Derived from cleavage. Works well since most people will think you are discussing the Cleveland Browns football team's offensive line.

Man, did you see cleveland's front line?

Clevelands front line is HUGE!

When clevelands front line walks into the room, it attracts alot of attention.

by foxtrot-echo-seven-zulu-niner July 19, 2005

Front Row Seats

The first parking space in a row of spaces, or the parking space nearest the store entrance.

As you pull into the usually packed Wal*Mart parking lot an empty spot in the front row catches your eye, so you pull the E-brake like the Transporter and slide in like the Milf Hunter, after which you say, "Oh Shoot! Front Row Seats!"

by Wizzle Baby October 7, 2009

Canadian Cold Front

The act of stuffing a snow cone into a woman's vagina and proceeding to eat the remnants.

My boyfriend gave me a Canadian Cold Front last night. It was amazing.

I gave my girlfriend a Canadian Cold Front last night and it tasted damn good, better than her usual fishy taste.

by Trapmaster Crouch January 19, 2009

front-end loader

When a woman passes solid feces and uses the "log" as a dildo.

I lost my erection so I gave her a front-end loader (in order to get it back).

by Comic Event of the Century May 15, 2007

front door pause

The momentary doorstep halt while you check you have your keys, before pulling the front door shut.

"Why's that guy stood there like a statue with his front door still open?"
"Dude, he's probably having his front door pause."

by Colin 100 November 2, 2013