rectal freeze

When someone is being a frigid asshole.

Hey Joey, you're being a real rectal freeze...

by Gloomklown June 28, 2016

blind freeze

spraying your windshield into direct sunlight while driving. You say you won't do it again, but you do - like brain freeze.

You typically only notice that your windshield is dirty when you face direct sunlight. But facing direct sunlight is the worst time to clean it because the water explodes into a jillion shards of light.

blind freeze
won't do it again
did it again

by Ae5Ea8 October 2, 2016

Stank Freeze

When a stank puts a popsicle in her ass

thats a stank freeze

by Fuckabee February 19, 2017

Dr Freezeburn

Someone who is extremely prone to getting really ill in the cold, yet is someone who longs for freezing temperatures.

"Man, I love the snow, but I'm always super ill when I go outside."

"Man, you're such a Dr Freezeburn."

by flandersfourofour April 19, 2018

teenage freeze

When teens go through puberty and you stop tells ng stuff to adults

Why don't u tell me? I'm going through teenage freeze

by Teenage_Freeze January 26, 2018

floater freeze

To rap cold as hell.

I am about to floater freeze on this next track.

by Geniustroy June 13, 2018

Chest-Freeze

The event that usually occurs before brain-freeze in your chest.

Chest-freeze sucks.

by ChillJammyTheEpic May 5, 2019