Fork

an implement with two or more prongs used for lifting food to the mouth or holding it when cutting.

i have a fork and used it on my hotdog

by ObamaGuns October 29, 2018

stick a fork in the road

To change the direction of popular opinion

The United States needs to stick a fork in the road about climate change denial.

by Fuzzybuzzzz October 31, 2018

salty fork

Describing (for men) the penis when you get a hard on at the beach and the sand wont rub away

"ah bro i got a salty fork"
a what
"sand in my dick"

by azzFir3INSANITY August 13, 2017

Friendly with the forks

Someone who enjoys hosting all friends; the more the merrier.

Ben will invite all his neighbors to the potluck, he's friendly with the forks!

by The_buzz July 30, 2017

stabbing my burrito with a fork

continuously stabbing your burrito pretending that it's your enemy/least favorite t.v character.

i was stabbing my burrito with a fork today.

by y e s dream daddy August 29, 2017

Daddi Cot Me Getin Forked

When your dad walks in while you're in the middle of getting forked by your mother in the arse.

Daddi: "Ah, (y/n) you're gettin forked again?"
(y/n): "Shayte! Daddi Cot Me Getin Forked!"

by TriedDrowningAFish August 22, 2018

Forking

A step above spooning. People's utensils almost touching but not quite there. Unlike knifing which requires something to enter juicy flesh. Forking can involve sudden movement and loud high pitched noices.

Kitchen Forks: "CLiNk! cLiNk!"
People Forking: "Nghhhhh! AGHhhhhh!"

by TriedDrowningAFish August 22, 2018