Flowerist 

Someone who is opposed to flowers. Someone who doesn't want to be near a flower, hates a flower.. etc.

Guy 1: I love flowers, do you love flowers?
Guy 2: I find flowers Disgusting and Repulsive.
Guy 1: Oh then! I find you flowerist.

Flowerist by Aleksen April 14, 2009

Flower-Stamper 

(n.) A small boy who delights in little else other than crushing every flower in sight to make him feel superior.

Elitist is still a flower-stomper

Flower-Stamper by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

flower porn

flowers that look like inappropriate content

Mr. Guinezz taught us about flower porn the other day, it was a pretty lit class my dood.

flower porn by yoyomagnet August 26, 2017

flowery path 

to give luck to oneself or to others; a figurative expression in the sense of 'hope to have a good life'

Chelsea: His family is getting better now.
Kyle: I hope they walk a flowery path!

flowery path by olivoliverlovesyou June 12, 2018

fifi and the flowertots 

A TV show with a creepy flower called Fifi that has a bumblebee friend and other flower friends. She plants her own flowers even though she is a flower so that's how they reproduce.

Man, Fifi and the Flowertots is my favourite show!

fifi and the flowertots by MY BROTHER IS STRAIGHT November 24, 2019

Flowerhead 

A male who thinks he is in with the ladies but they only think of him as their cute little friend who is 100% undateable

Kevin: Hey Shawn aren't you worried about Derrick hangin out with your girl

Shawn: No way man that guys a total Flowerhead all the girls only like playin with his hair

Kevin: ha what a Flowerhead

Flowerhead by Bmagic13 June 2, 2010

flower party 

Party where a bunch of homosexuals play indie music, give head to one another, and (most importantly) smoke Marijuana

I thought TC was a straight wigger, then I saw him at a flower party

flower party by niner December 16, 2004