Flowerhead 

A male who thinks he is in with the ladies but they only think of him as their cute little friend who is 100% undateable

Kevin: Hey Shawn aren't you worried about Derrick hangin out with your girl

Shawn: No way man that guys a total Flowerhead all the girls only like playin with his hair

Kevin: ha what a Flowerhead

Flowerhead by Bmagic13 June 2, 2010

Flopperhead 

The male reproductive organ when at half-chub state. Often confused with the Copperhead (Agkistrodon contortrix) A snake commonly found in North America.

Oh no! That flopperhead is coming right at me!

Flopperhead by Chops01 March 5, 2011

flowered 

To get unexpectedly screwed over. Usually referred to in office lingo for getting screwed over on a travel schedule or promised conditions. Origination of the term is unknown.

“I was assigned to travel overseas to an exotic location working for an international client. Instead I was Flowered and ended up sharing a tiny cabin on a cruise ship under construction for weeks with a welder named Vladimir.

flowered by CJ1970 March 14, 2019

floorhead 

When headdesk just won't cut it.

A: I just shoved a pencil up my nose.
B: My sensibility cannot comprehend failure of this magnitude. *floorhead*

floorhead by MoronSonOfBoron October 10, 2008

flowered my ass 

The act of fisting a person’s anus and then opening your hand inside of the person’s anus.

This person flowered my ass so hard last night.

flowered my ass by Poakley December 11, 2019

flowergender 

being a fucking flower lmao

"i'm flowergender" "what do bees do to y-" (flowergender)

flowergender by richbro69420 June 27, 2022

flowerheadbandrry 

the best person in the world :)

you are acting as if you are flowerheadbandrry

flowerheadbandrry by Edward Sheeran June 3, 2021