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Flowerhead 

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A male who thinks he is in with the ladies but they only think of him as their cute little friend who is 100% undateable
Kevin: Hey Shawn aren't you worried about Derrick hangin out with your girl

Shawn: No way man that guys a total Flowerhead all the girls only like playin with his hair

Kevin: ha what a Flowerhead
Flowerhead by Bmagic13 June 2, 2010
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Flopperhead 

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The male reproductive organ when at half-chub state. Often confused with the Copperhead (Agkistrodon contortrix) A snake commonly found in North America.
Oh no! That flopperhead is coming right at me!
Flopperhead by Chops01 March 5, 2011
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flowerheadbandrry • Flowerhead • flower heart • flowered • Floaterhead • floorhead • Flopperhead • Flowerbed/Flowerbedding • flowered my ass • flowergender

flowered 

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To get unexpectedly screwed over. Usually referred to in office lingo for getting screwed over on a travel schedule or promised conditions. Origination of the term is unknown.
“I was assigned to travel overseas to an exotic location working for an international client. Instead I was Flowered and ended up sharing a tiny cabin on a cruise ship under construction for weeks with a welder named Vladimir.
flowered by CJ1970 March 14, 2019
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floorhead 

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When headdesk just won't cut it.
A: I just shoved a pencil up my nose.
B: My sensibility cannot comprehend failure of this magnitude. *floorhead*
floorhead by MoronSonOfBoron October 10, 2008
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flowered my ass 

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The act of fisting a person’s anus and then opening your hand inside of the person’s anus.
This person flowered my ass so hard last night.
flowered my ass by Poakley December 11, 2019
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flowergender 

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being a fucking flower lmao
"i'm flowergender" "what do bees do to y-" (flowergender)
flowergender by richbro69420 June 27, 2022
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flowerheadbandrry 

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the best person in the world :)
you are acting as if you are flowerheadbandrry
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy 

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Galantir

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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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