Flowerist

Someone who is opposed to flowers. Someone who doesn't want to be near a flower, hates a flower.. etc.

Guy 1: I love flowers, do you love flowers?
Guy 2: I find flowers Disgusting and Repulsive.
Guy 1: Oh then! I find you flowerist.

by Aleksen April 14, 2009

Flowers from 1970

a dreamnotfound fanfiction THAT WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE /hj it’s a beautiful written story by a amazingly talented writer. it will break your heart in the end though. basically it’s a story when dream who lives in 1970 and george who lives in 2020 communicate through a telephone even though their 50 years apart, eventually they fall in love and eventually you’ll get your heart broken :) wonderful story would 100% recommend just.. prepare urself.

oh my god if i read flowers from 1970 one more time i think i’ll need a therapist

by jainotfound April 19, 2021

just look at the flowers

what you say to someone who's being really annoying, instead of saying "i wanna kill you".
originally from The Walking Dead season 4 episode 14 when carol tells lizzie to look at the flowers and shoots her.

carol: just look at the flowers, lizzie.
lizzie: *turns around and looks at the flowers*
carol: *shoots lizzie*

person: i hate the walking dead!! it's like really disgusting
twd fan: just look at the flowers, bitch.

by silverd0e April 29, 2014

Flowers from 1970

A (very sad) fanfiction based around the ship 'DreamNotFound', a popular pairing between Minecraft YouTubers/Twitch Streamers Dream and GeorgeNotFound. The story consists of a tale about George discovering the fact that he can communicate with Dream, a boy who lived in his house 50 years before, via an old rotary telephone. With beautiful writing and a tragic ending, 'Flowers from 1970' has received much praise from the dsmp fandom, along with over 6 million reads. The story originates from ao3, where the author ,"astronimica", first uploaded it. Due to popular demand, (and requests from fans who were interested in reading the story, but didn't feel like making an ao3 account), Astro reuploaded the story on Wattpad as well. A sequel, titled 'Unchained Melody' was also created, but has currently been taken down, due to its "need of editing" according to Astro, since they had accidently and unknowingly crossed some of the streamers' boundaries throughout the story. It's unclear when the sequel will be reposted.

"You said it yourself. Flowers from 1970 couldn't last that long."

by ChickenScrxtch82 May 26, 2021

make flowers

A pleasant euphemism for sex, especially between siblings.

"You wanna make flowers today? You haven't made flowers on me for maybe three weeks. Makes me sad is all." - Errol Childress' sister, "True Detective"

by Rust Cohle April 6, 2014

The Flowers of Robert Mapplethorpe

A CD-i game from the 1990s. It is the favourite game of James Rolfe and was voted the very best game of 2014 by me. The game has very intriguing controls and has a very exciting action-packed soundtrack. It is very under-rated simply for the fact that hardly anybody knows about it.

"The Flowers of Robert Mapplethorpe? Well at least I have a reason to hang myself now."

by Deathrock9 December 30, 2014

pushing flowers

1. Dead
2. Exhausted; feeling dead

I have been awake for 24 hours. I am pushing flowers, man.

by hershey8010 December 28, 2013