Poseur Boston Red Sox fans, who have been rooting for the team only since 2004 or 2007, but act like they've been lifelong die hards. Normally have no connection whatsoever to the city of Boston. Most are either female and/or college fraternity members. Faux Sox can be easily spotted by their pristine, unbent, perfectly clean Red Sox caps that they pretentiously wear. The male species normally have goattees (as do some of the females).
Fan 1: Did you hear that guy behind us? He just told his friend that they were supposed to stand up for the 6th inning stretch. What a douche.
Fan 2: (turns around; sees frat boy wearing a Red Sox cap) No wonder. He's a Faux Sox. He doesn't know shit about baseball.
Fan 2: (turns around; sees frat boy wearing a Red Sox cap) No wonder. He's a Faux Sox. He doesn't know shit about baseball.
by BostonRedSux October 13, 2009
Get the Faux Soxmug. by T-R-Anel March 1, 2009
Get the faux upmug. A fake phone call you take on your cell phone when either a.) you see someone coming you don't want to talk to, or b.) you want to end a conversation abruptly.
"That stupid ass mascot at the ballgame came over to fuck with me again!" "Fortunately I was able to whip out my cell & take a Faux Call and that goody bastard ignored me"
by Carl 26.2 January 17, 2017
Get the Faux Callmug. A meme that is constructed by people (most commonly companies) that are outside the meme culture, often used in commercials or as a part of pop-culture references in various intellectual properties.
by A S G O O D A S G O N E March 16, 2017
Get the faux mememug. When a man or a woman who has claimed to be a homosexual decides to have a sex change operation and in turn becoming a heterosexual.
Cher's daughter, Chasity, an open homosexual woman has decided to have a sex change operation in turn making her a heterosexual male. She/He has become a faux hetero.
by JV84 June 13, 2009
Get the faux heteromug. One who pretends to be a high credibility or operates under false pretenses in order to earn money and truly not help their communities as they proclaim to.
Martin Luther King, Jr. was considered to be a “poor righteous teacher”, but people like televangelist are more like faux-righteous teachers. They simply pretend to do it for the good of others but they profit largely from their exploitation of faith and community giving.
by Daymain Smith May 25, 2024
Get the faux-righteous teachermug. Someone who fakes having OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder). Some of these parasites say the the D doesn’t mean disorder. These people are turds. They think ocd means being a perfectionist. We gotta weeed em out.
by Lydtehsquid December 21, 2018
Get the Faux-CDmug.