Fackin clapped ye mom inni't ye s'wit

When another 5 year old on xbox tell you they fucked your mom, you respond with this.

5 year old: Omg your so bad I fucked your mom

You: I Fackin clapped ye mom inni't ye s'wit

by Pephaze January 1, 2021

Farming awws

Trying to get a group of people to find you cute or feels sympathy for you through mildly manipulative tactics.

Craig, after being called out in front of some hot chicks: But...my mom died when i was young and my father is a alcoholic :(

hot chicks: poor thing :(

josh: dude, stop farming awws

by thinasadime February 12, 2021

fartingpoopeatingsalad

This is when u poop fart in your salad and eat it.

Hey Mike did u finish or salad. No actually Scott I fartingpoopeatingsaladed it

by fartingpoopmonke April 29, 2021

Farting on a potato

Farting on a potato is what you call someone acting suspiciously and/or evil in rural America.

That person needs to stop farting on a potato, what does he think he's doing walkin around my farm?

by Dr.Kazakhstan May 14, 2021

farting machine

my dad pretty much

last night the farting machine couldnt stop

by cherrieblossomzebra June 10, 2021

Farting Tim

Farting Tim is a person who likes to pee in a cup on a Sunday because ur mom is ur dads uncle

Farting Tim is amazing

by Farting Tim July 17, 2021

farting conbustion

when you decided to eat something not cooked right is something cold that was not supposed to be dejected this condition is extreme and may cause the person with this to become nurture fart bomb this may cause stomach pain and more if the ability to fart with this condition happens I suggest to have something open the hole with breathing gear. if fart becomes silent then anyone around needs to run and you need to lock yourself in an air seal are the people around you a doom when reached the final stage the smell can reach over 10 meters.

I am having some farting conbustion.

by bluedragon43 September 24, 2021