rumson fair haven regional high school

Rumson fair haven is a badass place to be educated, the students and faculty are absolutely reckless in the most incredibly positive way ever... It is the farthest thing from ethnically diverse in terms of the student body, and it rains money in rumson in particular. The diversity among the whites, however is definitiely apparent-- consisting in the form if ivy-league attending socialites, this year currently at around 15 attendees, to the waste-of-life students that are sent to reject states such as wyoming every year for rehab because of their psychotic, excessive drug use... Let us not, however, generalize... We can not possibly make the mistake of forgetting the band and color guards, and their pathetic attempts at what they call performances and entertainment. The audience is often conflicted with the.question of what is worse?? Boo-ing them off the beautifully turfed football field (here we go boiiiizzz) perhaps crushing their hearts, or even worse-- keeping quiet while they continue to embarrass themsleves with their out of tune tuba's and bizzarre uniforms that look more like halloween costumes..... Hahaha the football teamy took states this year, for the first time in HISTORY! We are legends!!!! Let's go dawgs!

Rumson fair haven regional high school suxx
Bro you drunk??? Lol

by wherethefismyfriendmary December 22, 2010

fairies

A mythical creature often found in fantasy stories. These creatures are well known for being the whores of the fantasy world, and are often idolized by nerdy men, ages 13-45.

"Peter Pan has a weakness for fairies"

"Christopher bought a sports illustrated calendar: fairies edition"

by sho2008 February 29, 2008

fair shake of the sauce bottle

Used to inform somebody that they’re taking more than their share or are engaged in some kind of unfair practice.

In June 2009, Australia's Prime Minister Kevin Rudd when persistently questioned by a reporter about how he'd arrived at a decision about the composition of his ministers, responded three times during an interview "Fair shake of the sauce bottle, mate." Critics thought he was trying too hard to use Australian slang to boost his popular appeal.

by vexnews June 15, 2009

fairies

generally of uk southern origin, a fairy is someone who lives in the London catchment area or within an hours drive, thus gaining a Mockney (mock cockney) accent. Usually can be found ordering a shandy in any bar or pub and being generally offensive to any surrounding patrons in the public area. Renowned for replacing U's in swear words with A's.

"alright you fackin cant, oi'll ave a lager shaaaaandy, gav'nor!"

by rich March 27, 2004

fair shake

Meaning that when one does something for a period of time to see if it is right for themselves to use/do.

Also potentially meaning a period of time given to an event or person in regards to actions.

I gave Carl a fair shake in being my friend. He blew it.

I went to the gym for three months, I gave it a fair shake.

by Marcusmaxmus March 22, 2017

fairfax junior high

ratch3t ass school infested wit kids who think say they are crips and mexicans who think they can say the n word. if you go to this school you will be offered drugs at some point and probably depressed.

friend 1: fairfax junior high
friend 2: ew

by pussyd3str0yer April 28, 2019

Dirty Fairfield

Let him do you while you're on your period and then finish him off with your mouth and you can have your own the bloody mustache
Variations of the Dirty Fairfield include: 1) when a female returns the favor from a man who nose bleeds on her by rubbing her bloody tampon all over his chest in the middle of fornication
2)rubbing your tampon above a mans upper lip so it looks like he had his mustache waxing gone terribly wrong
3)keeping it in super long... and then let it drip on his face

The Dirty Fairfield can only be done once a month.

by psarahdactyl April 2, 2009