Glasgow Fair

Public holiday in Glasgow, during July, characterised by torrential rain and generally appalling weather.

"What's the weather forecast for the Fair Weekend?"
"Rain. Rain aw weekend."
" Sounds about right - typical bloody Glasgow Fair!"

by AwrightPal August 8, 2015

Navajo Nation Fair

An event when people reunite with one another, money gets waisted, relationships start to build up, dumbass drivers, burrito sellers become rich, shit load of candy, Navajo Nation police are suddenly FBI agents, drunks fill up the jail cells, & when girls wait for 9 months to become a single mother.

Natives never get along with White people at the Navajo Nation Fair

by Gay sh September 8, 2016

fair stick

Australian slang for fair enough

Bob: hey bro you going to the work breakfast function today?
James: nah man I got the turps last night and I'm crook as a dog now.

Bob: haha ahh fair stick bro

by Elvo February 4, 2017

Fair

Where pigs go to earn ribbons.

Me and Jim went to the fair.

by Hbeast December 23, 2016

ghetto fair

Parking lot carnivals, usually around in spring, with cheap food, crappy kiddie rides, rigged games, awesome carnies, and of course, zonkeys.

S.I.R.: Right now, I'm torturing myself at the ghetto fair. It's awful.

by Snow Witch November 20, 2015

fair force

an absolute buffoon, a beta male, anyone who has used this name and are currently using this name are the human embodiment of pathetic, built like a stick

Guy 1: OMG! HAHA! ITS FAIR FORCE! WHAT AN ABSOLUTE BUFFOON!

Guy 2: HAHA! HE IS BUILT LIKE A TWIG!

by GeraldtheHerald2012 November 13, 2019

Fair Weather Fan

Aint aka Aintboutdatlyfe#2528

Fair Weather Fan:

Aint: "I'm as die hard as you can get"

Aint: "Remember when we were delusional enough to think team could win in 4 or 5"

Aint: "Fucking fairweather fan my fucking ass"

by Sweetunee May 2, 2019