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Texas Pete facial

When you shake a slightly opened bottle of Texas Pete hot sauce unknowing that it was open and slinging hot sauce into someone’s face and eyes.
That shit was hot!!

Well that’s a Texas Pete facial for ya.
by Soupdetaco March 9, 2024
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facial foot fungus

type of fungus that will be faded to ur face bc big noob. most times ur face will get coyotes pervaded by naturist feet fungi. u can wash it off.
ex: hey look at John! he was facial foot fungus.

John: rubs feet on candy face

candy: *implants a explosive bomb.*
by anonymous April 24, 2021
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Candy facial

When cum gets jizzed on your face and you let it harden so you can lick it off like candy.
Can I give you a candy facial when I cum?
by Smalz17 March 18, 2017
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facial exercises

This chick did all of her facial exercises
by Tiny Nick August 26, 2017
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facial buckies

You asked Shelia out and she said no? Facial Buckies!
by The curly haired white man April 21, 2023
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White Trash Facial

When your father ejaculates on you face and your mother rubs it in like lotion
My daddy gave me another white trash facial last night.
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