Experimental Officer

A person who specialises in sedating people with their words. They are also often referred to as, "the mayor of yawnsville". Yawn, Yawnsville.

My experimental officer just tried to be funny, but as a result made me fall asleep.

by Jack-Scratt December 20, 2019

experiencal

The way in which you experience something

“Watching that movie was the experiencal equivalent of watching a car crash”

by hfdnj2837 December 20, 2019

expertsplain

When someone who actually knows something and has verifiable expertise of a specific subject has the bad taste and audacity to challenge the uninformed, often emotional, irrational, and explicitly outspoken world view of someone who has every right to not have their cheap opinions disproved by facts and other similar trifles.

Tod is such an a**. He expertsplained to me why the Earth is most likely not shaped like a doughnut. He even used facts, logic and empirical indicators. There was even source material! Yuck...

by Sven Bockskaegg January 23, 2020

experteats

What you hafta have if you're gonna be efficient at milking a cow or goat.

Getting da tasty white fluid outta Mamma Mammal isn't quite so easy as it looks --- you gotta have a bit of experteats to do it properly.

by QuacksO April 11, 2020

Experimentation

To try various types of alcohols with your buddies

“I experimented with Becky the other”
“You’re lesbian”
“No you fool, we did experimentation with alcohol...”

by Tomato sauce August 4, 2020

experimentution

Mixing Baja blast from Taco Bell with black cherry mio

I mixed two awesome ingredients to make an immaculate experimentution

by Experimentation but with -tuti November 10, 2020

Experienced Meat

an old lady that you would like to fuck, is very experienced with sex (is just the opposite of Young Meat)

guy 1: dude im fucking bored of regular girls, I want to fuck someone else
guy 2: why don't you go for some experienced meat? they will do the job

by fagfacetwat December 5, 2020