Drunk Envy is when you see people drinking, probably not even drunk, but at the perfect point of tipsy where everything is a little bit funnier, everybody is a little bit prettier, and the conversation seems to be wittier. However, you are in recovery so you know if you have one beer, it'll be sixteen more, take a trip to the hood for some oxy and wake in a traphouse with some sketchy ass chic. So, you can't have even one beer under any circumstances.
Him: Hey what's wrong? It's a beautiful day for camping! Why so distracted?
Me: Ugh - these twentysomethings round here and their white claw. Feeling some drunk envy.
Me: Ugh - these twentysomethings round here and their white claw. Feeling some drunk envy.
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Thursday, a man admired for his steadfastness, courage, and chivalry waved his hand to bid farewell to the friends he would be separated from, but one stood out most.
“Bye, Maya.” he called her by name, and his voice carried the sentiment of the days they shared.
With bittersweet joy displayed in her eyes, Maya waved back and said, “alright, thank you.”
And we watching the exchange wished Thursday would call our names too… we were all filled with Maya Envy.
“Bye, Maya.” he called her by name, and his voice carried the sentiment of the days they shared.
With bittersweet joy displayed in her eyes, Maya waved back and said, “alright, thank you.”
And we watching the exchange wished Thursday would call our names too… we were all filled with Maya Envy.
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