by Young Jamal December 12, 2017

England is a country beneath the glorious and almighty Kingdom of Scotland. The English people have bad teeth. If you ever for some odd reason go to visit England I would recommend taking the road that leads to Scotland so you can go to a land of beautiful people and a glorious culture. The GREATEST inventions of all mankind (Penicillin is one example, which has saved over 200 million people and is probably the reason you're alive right now) But now, back to England. The English people love their German royal family but ESPECIALLY love Prince Andrew, most of them idolise him and many of them even follow in his footsteps.
England is shit
by SUPERJOHNMCGINN February 03, 2024

The single nicest man to walk the face of earth. The man who was anointed by God. The Parliament, consisted of r3tards who probably think they should ride a Canyon Aeroad on a Downhill MTB Trail. King Charles did NOTHING wrong!! Collecting ship money is absolutly correct!! and he was the one, who sadly got be-headed by the r3tarted parliament
James Chapman: And so King Charles I of England got beheaded because he disagreed with parliament and reb...
Paul: Oh shut the fuck up James Cuntmann, King Charles I was a perfect idol in every way. Parliament nobles are the one who should've been be-headed. #KINGCHARLESIDIDNOTHINGWRONG!!!!
*The Class: Based, Paul.
Paul: Oh shut the fuck up James Cuntmann, King Charles I was a perfect idol in every way. Parliament nobles are the one who should've been be-headed. #KINGCHARLESIDIDNOTHINGWRONG!!!!
*The Class: Based, Paul.
by Knmagor October 13, 2023

CJ: *standing alone on the sidewalk*
Ped with brown shirt: You smell like you're from England!
CJ: Yeah me? Look at you pathetic bitch!
Ped with brown shirt: You smell like you're from England!
CJ: Yeah me? Look at you pathetic bitch!
by Retard_Ryan March 12, 2023

by thehelmetguy1 September 08, 2017

The New England pinwheel is when you and your partner are getting promiscuous, and you both collectively decide to douse each other in Clam Chowder and Baked Beans; she then proceeds to lay down flat on her stomach whilst you get on top of her and insert it in her in a helicopter position, and begin to spin as fast as you can, spewing Clam Chowder all over the room.
by The stiffy bandit May 06, 2025

a place where knives are everywhere you also probably got ass teef the fucking english hate irish people
you are from england
by mmmm chez burger November 14, 2022
