emoticonstipated

Adjective describing a person's state of mind when they overuse emoticons in a text message or im conversation.

"Check out this text message! Jeez, he must be really emoticonstipated!"

"I like getting texts from my girlfriend, but sometimes she's just so emoticonstipated!"

"I was so emoticonstipated last night, so I sent text messages to everyone in my phone. I feel a lot better now."

emoticonstipated by :);):(;( October 10, 2012

emotion triggers the finger; intention brings the gun 

A statement of rejection of the "insantiy defense" for those who commit homicide with a gun.

One does not carry a weapon without intention of using it!

Bowling for Columbine; Aching for Aurora.

James Holmes' legal defense team may present a not-guilty by reasons of insanity, but while emotion triggers the finger; intention brings the gun, and he brought more than one gun!

emotion triggers the finger; intention brings the gun by ad-92129 August 8, 2012

Emotinose 

When typing an emoticon, you add a little dash (-) to symbolize a nose. This dash is an emotinose.

(Emoticon + nose = emotinose)

This method of expressing emotions via images is mainly used by art students and mothers.

A couple of emotinoses: ;-P :-D >:-I

Emotinose by The Inventor of the Emotinose March 30, 2013

emotional wedgie

Felling butt hurt and bent. Got kicked in the va-jay-jay. Panties in a wad. Depressed and sad. All delivered to you by your local bully and/or ass kicker.

Dude gave him an emotional wedgie, now he's acting like a little bitch about everything.

emotional wedgie by Big shifter. May 18, 2014

Emotionalyze 

Emotional + Analyze = Emotionalyze

Created by Ayan Mukherjee who is the author of the blog - The Emotionalyst. To emotionalyze is to feel the emotions behind an experience and then to be able to objectively analyze the feelings, without rejecting, minimizing or rationalizing them away.

It is about giving equal importance to the information being processed through our innate, power of intuition and through our analytical mind, without rejecting either one of them.

Noun - Emotionalyst - one who emotionalyzes.

An Emotionalyst is at the point of balance between a dry, rationalizing intellectual and a person who is drowning in her emotions and cannot rationalize to save her life.

As David emotionalyzed the concept of "conscious relating", bringing in his own feelings about love and relationships, it started to make sense to him and it pushed him headlong into a great ah-ha moment that would change his life.

Emotionalyze by the_emotionalyst May 15, 2014

emotional ostrich 

A person who avoids dealing with problems or emotions, figuratively burying their head in the sand.

My mom hates acknowledging a problem, let alone actually dicussing it. She is such an emotional ostrich...

Man, she has really been ostriching it up lately...

emotional ostrich by kforbs July 1, 2014

Emotional Fetus 

An adolescent male, Typically a jock who is prone to frequent temper- tantrums and/or yelling fits.

"Hey man, your shoe is untied"

"Dude shut the fuck up you little fag I'll fucking fuck you up"

"Man, that guy is such an emotional fetus!"

Emotional Fetus by EmotionalFetus April 1, 2015