Directors Wife Syndrome

A phenomenon where a seniors person in a company (or wife) changes workload and priority across a business based on a random individual request.

See also HiPPO and JFDI

Originated Friday February 5, 1999. UK Release of Disney Pixar "A Bug's Life".
Woolworths UK had sold out of Flick Action Figure in local store where a directors wife was shopping. Entire company spent the day reporting on all Bug's Life merchandise across the company based on this one product in one store not being available for a directors wife to buy.

Drop everything, we need to prioritise this directors wife syndrome request.

by Wooly Memories October 1, 2021

Daireion

Daireion is such a good guy he donates to charity and funds to orphanages saved my life before he is such a fun person he is 6 ft talk

“Bro Daireion saved my life”

by Yours truly 😫 November 23, 2021

dwijen

An amazing person who is such a great friend and a rare gem in this world just like his name. He might sometimes get over-excited over things but it is because he cares. It seems like the name of a person you shouldn't ever miss out in life. It also means Moon so just like moon it has phases, each different from other and yet all very interesting and heart capturing.

Did you know Dwijen just cracked a joke so funny I laughed for an hour?

by SshhhNotAJoke November 23, 2021

directioner

The person with all these five qualities that they own from their kings: kind (Harry Styles), mysterious (Zayn Malik), funny (Niall Horan), sass (Louis Tomlinson), strong (Liam Payne). The one that has super high standards and is single. The one up to date with all their solo careers. The one that FREAKS out when one of the members tweet or post something. The one you DO NOT want to mess with unless you got a death wish. The FBI's and hackers. The ones that will make sure anything to do with 1D or the boy's solo careers reach #1 on the charts NO MATTER WHAT. The one that says the weirdest things because it's a One Direction inside joke. The world's craziest, scariest, most-dramatic yet dedicated fandom that has ever walked planet earth. The one that would run bankrupt just to get a chonce to see the boys.

Rando guy: Dude she's kind and sassy at the same time...is that even possible?
Rando guy's best friend: Bro she gets it from Harry and Louis.
Rando guy: Who....?
Rando guy's best friend: The guys from One Direction... she's a huge directioner. You have NO chance with her.

by directioner&larrie January 10, 2022

Directish

friends with MithrandirOlorin, professional void jumper, skywars noob

1. How can you die in the first 5 seconds.
2. Must have been Directish.

by i climb french mountains December 21, 2021

DirectorVivian

a hacker in roblox. she loves purple, so she wears purple and she hacked spray paint, ttd3. if you joined one of those games, you would be teleported to a game called "Vivian Inc".

iicloudyleaf3: YO DIRECTORVIVIAN JUST TELEPORTED ME IN VIVIAN INC
safibook2020: OMG LEAVE
iicloudyleaf3: IT WONT LET ME
SunSetShimmer82020: DirectorVivian is online
iicloudyleaf3 & safibook2020: we know

by iicloudyleaf3 April 5, 2022

directional moron

someone who is bad with directions.

Bob can't find his way to the grocery store. He is a directional moron.

by Susurrus Waking May 1, 2022