Dorito

Illuminati food that comes in different flavors

Hey , you want a Dorito?
--x files music--

by Gireagan March 10, 2018

Dirrty Pop

Pop music - that makes you feel so uncomfortable you need to take a shower right after you listen to it.

That dirrty pop song made me feel the same way I feel after I shit myself.

by ZaPsycho May 11, 2018

doritoes

Brittish people saying doritos

Ayy-up mate got some doritoes?
It's doritos, innit?

by emgh July 14, 2018

Doort

A door that won't open because of extreme temperature.

I couldn't get into my room because of my stupid doort.

by Shady Lemon July 19, 2018

Dorito

A chip/nacho that comes in various flavours, it comes most commonly in a triangular shape, but sometimes it can fold or break.

Davie: Yo pass me the doritos
Kayla: What kind? Cheesy or Roulette?

by nbc news, your local fake news August 12, 2018

Dorito Hands

The condition you get when after you finish eating a bag of Doritos and you have Dorito crumbs all over your hands.

The only ways to fix this is either wiping it off on your pants or licking your hands until all the crumbs are gone.

Person 1: Hey man, why's your PlayStation controller all greasy?
Person 2: Oh, it's the Dorito Hands, man.

by hso_00 October 4, 2018

Doriticted

1. That moment when u plan to do half a bag of Doritos and do the whole bag!
2. That moment when ur completely lost and don't know wats going on!

YO! Turns out I'm Doriticted!
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

by CrazyK1324 October 6, 2018