Wobble donkey

A young female with saggy tits

"She got her tits out but she was a wobble donkey"

by axege July 17, 2014

erect donkey hairs

when you spike up your pubes with hair gel to look like a mad scientist and you call your Johnson Dr. Jekyll

having erect donkey hairs is the best!

by bofa DEEZ February 23, 2015

floppy donkey knockout

The act of jumping on a limp oversized dick and knocking it over while Mexican.

Adrian gave him a floppy donkey knockout while visiting the exhibit.

by ChihuahuaDriveBy May 8, 2015

dubstep donkey

Doing anal doggy style, while keeping to the pace of fast paced electronica.

Last night, I totally got dubstep donkeyed, my ass won't be the same for a year.

by CountDonkeyula April 28, 2016

bearded donkey

A bearded donkey is when someone with a hairy ass squats on your forehead after you pass out from drinking too much.

I can't believe I got so wasted last night that Tony gave me the bearded donkey.

by Googleme367 January 17, 2017

Steam Donkey

When you gotta take a mad shit and know it's gon' be messy so you start the shower and end up taking too long on your shit so it gets all hot, smelly and humid in the room, thus resulting in a Steam Donkey.

I ended up taking a fat, unexpected steam donkey when I got back to the hotel room last night.

by GhoreBones January 10, 2018

Stache Donkey

When you grow out your ‘Stache so well that when eating their butt it tickles the cheeks and they rear up and kick.

How’d you get that black eye? Oh I gave my old lady a stache donkey

by Stachedonkey June 21, 2019