by Sloth Haus April 17, 2010
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This is a guy that is one of a kind (there is only one true DIRT) and that if you have the opportunity, you should snatch him up. He's had a past that is both long and hard but he makes the best out of what he has. He's funny and he speaks his mind. Most underestimate his talents and achievements by the facade that he portrays but few know his true potential and talents. This means he can piss people off easily but he always has them laughing ten seconds later about the same thing. He's loving and affectionate though he tries not to show it. Very generous and often misunderstood. Even though he seems like being romantic is too much effort, he is a romantic type of guy. He keeps his emotions to himself until you get to really know him, though he doesn't like people really getting to know him. He's not a god send and he's not perfect but you couldn't tell the difference. He will blow your mind away and leave you wanting more.
This is a guy that is one of a kind (there is only one true DIRT) and that if you have the opportunity, you should snatch him up. He's had a past that is both long and hard but he makes the best out of what he has. He's funny and he speaks his mind. Most underestimate his talents and achievements by the facade that he portrays but few know his true potential and talents. This means he can piss people off easily but he always has them laughing ten seconds later about the same thing. He's loving and affectionate though he tries not to show it. Very generous and often misunderstood. Even though he seems like being romantic is too much effort, he is a romantic type of guy. He keeps his emotions to himself until you get to really know him, though he doesn't like people really getting to know him. He's not a god send and he's not perfect but you couldn't tell the difference. He will blow your mind away and leave you wanting more.
by SLEEMANS August 14, 2012
Get the DIRT mug.1. Someone who is always ready to pounce on your precious pink butthole. Thus, making you uncomfortable at all times, never feeling truly safe.
Synonyms: tree jumper, toucher, butthole snatcher, faggoty.
Synonyms: tree jumper, toucher, butthole snatcher, faggoty.
I can't even get in the truck at work without that dirt button bandit Ben oogling my sacred starfish.
by Glitter Boobs December 26, 2015
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Get the dirt runner mug.One who pirates a satellite signal by using an illegitimate subscriber card. The Satellite Dirtbag orders porn, Pay Per View and other expensive packages which are charged to someone elses account. This brand of dirtbag typically has an immense beer-belly and masturbates frequently to pornography of increasing abstractness. He is also totally oblivious to the fact that he is a dirtbag.
-Yo, i just got Playboy, Spice, and HotNet with my satellite cheater card!
-Dude, you're such a Satellite Dirtbag.
-No!
-Yeah man, you are.
-Really?
-Yeah.
-Oh, okay.
-Dude, you're such a Satellite Dirtbag.
-No!
-Yeah man, you are.
-Really?
-Yeah.
-Oh, okay.
by D-Flex May 15, 2004
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This is random, idc if this is not in the urban dictionary.
Urban Dictona, is a shorter term for, Urban Dictionary. CANADA!
This is random, idc if this is not in the urban dictionary.
Urban Dictona, is a shorter term for, Urban Dictionary. CANADA!
by 1 Cool Guy March 3, 2019
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