desert patch

When you have a bald spot at the back of your head surrounded by hair.

Hey what's up desert patch?

by Natasha Kastermans March 29, 2008

Desert Fox

A member of the military that only talks about getting deployed to "The Desert". Usually gets deployed to a very safe area where enemy fire is hundreds of miles away.

Me: Hey, my name is Montey.

Desert Fox: Oh yeah, well I'll be deploying to the desert soon.

Me: Iraq?

Desert Fox: Nah... some safe base in Kuwait.

by abramm24 March 26, 2009

Desert

Someone says a Joke which isn't funny, instead of saying DRY you say DESERT which is dryer than dry

What do you call a fly that cant fly? A Walk...... Desert!!!

by mark muff April 7, 2008

Deseminate

To remove the semen from one's penis in a manner such as to disengorge the semen from full scrotal containment.

I had a raging case of blue balls and had to have Suzzy come over and deseminate me orally while I watched the football game on TV.

by Anal Czar October 4, 2010

Desert Vista High School

It's like tolly gay

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass

desert vista high school

by herpherpderpderp September 27, 2010

Dense

A word commonly used by RayLi, Larry, and Daniel to describe acts of stupidness and dumbness. People like Crystal and Iris are common examples.

Crystal!! Milk comes from COWS not supermarkets! Stop being dense!!

by Dszeto123 July 1, 2008

desert eagle

Whored pistol made famous among pre-pubescent adolescents by the game Counter Strike. Also known as the DEagle.

OMG how'd he kill me, I had a DEagle?!!

by Anonymous February 5, 2003