herp derp

A rage face showing expression of dumbness or suprising.

Hey, look, it's the herp derp face!

by superworddude May 16, 2014

Johnny Depp

The sexiest, wittiest, kindest, most talented, most generous, most stylish, and most romantic man ever!!!!! Need I say more? Well, okay, he is the SEX. He is the BOMB. He is the PERFECT MAN. There is no one like him. He is the man other men most respect and want to be. And he is the man women need and want and dream of. He is the best actor EVER. Put him in any role, and he'll be perfect in it. He is probably the most versatile actor out there!

One minus about him is that he has awful taste in women, just look at Vanessa Paradis. A truly beautiful woman who deserves him needs to come along in his life!

"You're my Johnny Depp."

"Does Johnny Depp ever age?" "No, he just doesn't. It's very interesting."

"I wish my husband was Johnny Depp! He is too sexy for this world!"

by JohnnyDeppsgirl June 14, 2009

Derp

10. Something obvious.

Person #1: What?

Person #2: I love you, that's what. Derp! :P

by Inaia December 19, 2010

Derp

a totally ridiculous person who abbreviates all their words and says that they have a ghat. popular sayings are nahnahnahnah and wanna die? Derps tend to live in basking ridge. subjects often say wheres ma ghat? they will also ask for qual rides to chip after prac whichs translates to quality ride to chipotle after practice. a list of common abbreviations are garb = garbage, ridic= ridiculous, imposs= impossible, ment= mental

Ridge Hockey Team, Derp Dan

by nyjets28 January 20, 2011

Derp

Someone who thinks that the joke:
"Why did the witch ride her broom?"
"Because her vaccuum was too heavy!"

is worth laughing about.

That Linda is such a derp for laughing at that joke.

by Courtney_Elizabeth2013 February 27, 2012

johnny depp

the most sexy, funny, kissable, hottie ever to be born! (and he's rich 2!)

I could make-out w/ Johnny Depp all day.

by Jessica L. (his biggest fan) August 17, 2003

johnny depp

An incredibly overrated actor adored by brainwashed preteens.

I can name 20 guys off the top of my head who are hotter than Johnny Depp!

by Loi May 3, 2006