kik dating

Kik Dating is an act of having an online relationship over Kik AKA Kiklationships which involves sexting, nudes, and skype sex

When will that weirdo @80mg stop Kik Dating

by Iukz June 17, 2018

dayting

when people are dating but breaking up and getting back together every other day, therefore dating in and out of days, resulting in dayting

Person 1:Evie dumped fred three days ago, and fred dumped evie yesterday
Person 2: so, they're dayting?
Person 1: yep!
Person 2: they'll be back together tomorrow?
Person 1: mhmm

by emoninja June 8, 2007

e-dating

Voluntaringly cucking yourself from having a tangible relationship in the real word, and instead claiming this internet person as "yours" while you're not able to reach out and touch their face.

Although there are exceptions, e-dating is going to fail, and is a gateway to depression.

Most people that e-date are:
a) Lonely virgins with no friends
b) Sad young adults usually 18-23
c) Fake depressed 13-17 year olds that listen to sad music like lil peep and xxxtentacion

While e-dating many people are going to have "cyber sex".
Cyber sex is basically sex through the internet and you're just looking at the other person through a screen, usually through discord, and vice versa, whilst both of you are naked. That's just sad.

Person 1: I am e-dating this girl online and last night we had sex!
Person 2: Oh wow dude that's amazing!
Normal person: Your life is extremely sad

by ΣουΓαμωΤοΣπιτι June 18, 2019

Dating Law #64

If you are dating a woman and you don’t know until you have sex for the first time that she has a penis, you are legally allowed to punch her- er…him in the teeth without warning and without penalty.

Bro she’s got a dick.

Well as per dating law #64 you can knock his ass tf out

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

Dexting

A date you have through text when unforseen cercumstances prevent physical interaction

"hey sorry i have my kids tonight but we can start dexting as soon as the kids are asleep"

by Tankerton Phillips March 1, 2010

Darting

V. the act of pushing one's tongue into the mouth of another quickly and pulling right out.

Outside the theater, he kept darting his tongue into my mouth.

by poopyshoe18 May 13, 2018

Middle school dating

Finding a flat whore who thinks she’s thicc and when she tells you she loves you, you say “thats too far” and she says “DID YOU JUST CALL ME UGLY” and after that she says “WERE DONE YOU BASTARD”

Middle school dating am i right

by Camthespam June 23, 2019