god damit dave i accidentally nuked the house

god damit dave i accidentally nuked the house

god damit dave i accidentally nuked the house

by YA YA YA POTATo March 25, 2021

Dirty Davi

when the imposter from among us grips your thighs and touches the inside of youre balls thats called a dirty davi

Mom: how was yesterday at football practice
Davi: I didn't go i met with imposter
Mom: what did u do with imposter
Davi: I did a dirty Davi😈

by big white pedo man May 26, 2021

Damiano David <3

Damiano David is literally THE sexiest man alive. I wish I could literally teleport him in my room. He has the best voice in the world. Damiano has the best fashion style in the whole world. He is so kind and sexy. Damiano is such a gentle soul and is very outgoing. When you listen to him sing, you become pregnant immediatly. He has the best tattoos in the world. I want Damiano David to be the father of my kids for sure. No man is sexier than Damiano David. What makes this gorgeous sexy man even sexier, is the fact that he is fucking Italian. Like what the hell. He can't be more perfect.

Best personality, best body, best face, best human <3

*Searches on Google sexiest man in the world*
"Damiano David <3 "

*Packs bags*
Friend - Why are you packing your bags?
Me - To go to Italy to meet Damiano David of course!

by Chickens_meow May 10, 2022

Tess and David

Amazing couple with a lifetime to spend together. Life of the party and the center of attention when they are together. no doubt this couple will last through the good times and bad.

Tess and David are at it again!

by Theresa Galardo April 17, 2012

Pulling a David

When your entire group has an assignment to finish and you either don't show up at all or you slack off and look at ATAR scores the whole double period.

"Come on Ricky, don't pull a David. Do some work!"

"You're never going to pass if you keep Pulling a David!"

by davidlaff May 2, 2019

david lee roth

the best lead signer to ever front van halen.

did you hear david lee roth killed sammy hagar with his martial arts moves.

by magneto April 26, 2004

David

Though incredibly sexy and intelligent, a David is most often recognized by the size of his heart. Wanted by all as either a Father, Brother, Husband, Lover, or Friend; David's are highly sought after and if obtained, should be handled with great care.

So there I was at the grocery store and I saw this man with his kids and I thought to myself... Wow what a David. I wonder if he's single!

by David_Drooler September 26, 2010