A person who will bother you yet he's still tolerable. David is funny and gets along with girls and guys. If you have a David don't let him go.
by A person named lil bill May 27, 2018
Get the Davidmug. David is one of the funniest people you’ll ever come across. He’s obsessed with cars, but also really talented in his driving and his mechanic skills. David is the most loyal boyfriend, and will do anything to see his girl happy. If you ever meet a David don’t let him go.
by Lilpotatooo March 30, 2021
Get the Davidmug. Person 1: Wow the act of breathing is so simple that it's practically automatic
Person 2: David still managed to fuck it up and suffocated
Person 2: David still managed to fuck it up and suffocated
by The BCOM Podcast January 23, 2020
Get the Davidmug. You might fall for him. He might fall for you and like you... A LOT. Then you start to date, you never even wanted to date but you liked him.. so you just did. THEN. All of a sudden he texts you and says he has a secret. You ask what secret might be. But he does not want to hurt your feelings. He tells you he likes another girl and that girl likes him back. You start to get worried. He tells you who that girl is and then you cry over him for 5 hours. They start to date then other boys start to like you and you feel less insecure. Your best friend which is also his best friend Jacob tries to help you. Then you like Davids best friend and he likes you but whatever. Then all of your friends hate David and and you kinda do. Then we dont talk so moral of the story dont date a guy named David and dont your friend cause it ruins friendships!
by Ifeelgodinthischilliestonight March 15, 2020
Get the Davidmug. ur a David d
by didbber;bgerng December 19, 2018
Get the Davidmug.