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David

A person who will bother you yet he's still tolerable. David is funny and gets along with girls and guys. If you have a David don't let him go.
Girl: David you suck.
David: (Makes some stupid joke)
by A person named lil bill May 27, 2018
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David

by Penys November 30, 2019
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David

David is me, an idiot.
David is really stupid.
by Your uncle, Jesus September 22, 2020
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David

David is one of the funniest people you’ll ever come across. He’s obsessed with cars, but also really talented in his driving and his mechanic skills. David is the most loyal boyfriend, and will do anything to see his girl happy. If you ever meet a David don’t let him go.
Girl-“Who is that”
Girl 2-“That’s David. Go say hi, You won’t regret it”
by Lilpotatooo March 30, 2021
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David

Someone who fucks up an unfuckable situation
Person 1: Wow the act of breathing is so simple that it's practically automatic

Person 2: David still managed to fuck it up and suffocated
by The BCOM Podcast January 23, 2020
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David

You might fall for him. He might fall for you and like you... A LOT. Then you start to date, you never even wanted to date but you liked him.. so you just did. THEN. All of a sudden he texts you and says he has a secret. You ask what secret might be. But he does not want to hurt your feelings. He tells you he likes another girl and that girl likes him back. You start to get worried. He tells you who that girl is and then you cry over him for 5 hours. They start to date then other boys start to like you and you feel less insecure. Your best friend which is also his best friend Jacob tries to help you. Then you like Davids best friend and he likes you but whatever. Then all of your friends hate David and and you kinda do. Then we dont talk so moral of the story dont date a guy named David and dont your friend cause it ruins friendships!
I dont like David anymore he is a stinky poopy butt!
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David

A fucking gay homosexual faggot cunt who likes to touch boys
ur a David d
by didbber;bgerng December 19, 2018
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