A guy who gets late to uni even though he only lives up the road (roughly 5 mins). He plays fortnite all day, with all those sweaty wins.
by Unknown_object October 22, 2018
Me: Why can't David have a wand?
Seefop: You have suggested way too many David wands
Me: He's David tho
Seefop: You have suggested way too many David wands
Me: He's David tho
by Totally not Meat man March 22, 2021
The tall dude that never ceases to make you cringe. The guy that is magically drawn to every thot he meets, and yet is somehow secretly gay.
by lasagna bitches October 08, 2019
A person named David is typically narcissistic. When a “David” has sex, they will position themselves in front of a mirror so that they can make eye contact with themselves. They are more interested in watching their own body in the act of intercourse than watching their partner. This in a way makes them feel like they are not having sex with a partner, but rather they feel like they are in fact fucking themselves- which give a “David” a great sense of pleasure.This person is also typically a Scorpio, tall, athletic, with well maintained facial hair and loves the Miami heat
They are obsessed with their own image and also believe that no one person is good enough, due to this a “David” will often have many hoes or shortys
They are obsessed with their own image and also believe that no one person is good enough, due to this a “David” will often have many hoes or shortys
by Pish.Posh September 28, 2019
David is a bully like seriously is calls me fat all the time makes up stuff about me and tell my friends I juts need to warn people please put this in he’s the worst he makes me want to end it he’s ruining my life please
by Ahahzhxhgzhs April 21, 2019