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The shit-libs keep claiming that the Trump administration wants our data but they won't say what they want the data for, so...
Hym "Give them (The Trump Administration) the data. The progressives are full-of-shit lying contrarians and if they won't say why Trump wants the data then it's probably because they KNOW he's going to fine fraud, waste, and abuse. Do it. Fuck them progressives. They want to give immigrants rights while denying me mine. So, nope. Fuck your rights. Fuck the rule of law. You get rights when I get rights. Round em up. Kill em. Do whatever. Get that fucking data out over their greedy lying hands. Do it. Do it now."
by Hym Iam May 4, 2025
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Databrain

Databrain is when someone treats data—especially quantitative, discrete, and legible data—as inherently authoritative, determinative, or self-interpreting, regardless of what has been excluded, simplified, or misunderstood in the process. It represents a truncation of human knowing (an overreliance on the propositional) and left-hemisphere dominant processing, resulting in flawed reasoning, impaired judgment, and dangerous systemic blindness.

It is not the use of data that defines databrain, it is when we collapse the world into what can be measured, tracked, and modeled, and then trust that model more than reality itself—it is the mistaking of data for reality.

Treats metrics as meaning.
Mistakes numbers for truth.
Values quantity over quality.
Mistakes the map for the territory.
Discounts context, perspective, and value judgment.
Prefers legibility over what is relevant and meaningful.
Ignores long feedback loops or emergent, invisible dynamics.
Deploys before understanding, then measures for harm too late.
Believes data can speak for itself, ignoring who’s interpreting it, how, and why.
Jason is suffering from databrain.
by exploriter May 15, 2025
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Data Landlord

A platform, company, or AI system that hoards the context, code, or creative output generated by users—effectively charging rent for access to their own digital brain. Commonly found in ecosystems where memory, agent knowledge, and historical workflows are trapped behind a paywall or subscription tier.
I trained that agent for months and now they want $49.99 just to access my prompts? Total data landlord move.
by the_hmm July 18, 2025
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dalta

dalta is the ship name between dawn and dallas winston…… oc x canon 😳
dal: i love dalta!

Frank: SYFM

mars : hi
by tripdipp July 26, 2025
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Data Centers

Oh is that sponging up all your fucking electricity? Didn't the guy who invented that say "Dedicated power source, nuclear energy (specifically)?" Oh! YES! I did! I remember cus I was there when I did it.
Hym "I mean, I quoted you 15 years and it takes like 5 years to make a nuclear reactor. See, they're- Guys! Do not fucking call me! I have debt collectors and I am not trying to risk having to talk to these motherfuckers right now. Damn I hate phones. The phone is literally the worse part of the phone now. Everything about phones is better than using the phone for it's original intent. But they are not doing that right. I said dedicated power source for the data centers but the 'stealing' was more important than the 'doing it right' part on that one."
by Hym Iam October 16, 2025
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Data Junkie

* A person who compulsively doom scrolls with no clear objective.

* To be addicted to the consumption of data.

* A term to describe the phenomena associated with scrolling and meme culture relating to the obsessive seeking for informational and data related stimuli.
Kids these days are all data junkies man, scrolling on the phone is the drug of our time and place.
by Gily October 20, 2025
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Data Blight

also Data-blight

The systemic propagation and entrenchment of inaccurate or corrupted personal data across interconnected digital or bureaucratic ecosystems, resulting in material, social, or psychological harm to the affected individual.

In essence, data blight describes how a falsehood, once digitized and networked, acquires bureaucratic immortality. It exposes the fragility of “truth” in algorithmic governance, where records outrank lived reality.

This phenomenon occurs when erroneous information originating in one data source is automatically replicated, shared, or revalidated by other institutions—often through automated data exchange, identity verification, or algorithmic matching—creating a self-reinforcing web of falsehoods. Like biological blight, it spreads through interdependence, exploiting weak governance, poor data hygiene, and the absence of effective correction mechanisms.

Example: An error in one government database—such as misrecording a single person as a married cohabitant—can cascade through banking, taxation, and utilities systems, effectively rewriting the individual’s administrative identity and generating real-world consequences including denial of services, legal misclassification, or reputational harm.
That error in the Electoral Register has come up again. I'm data blighted and my bank has frozen my accounts.
by APedant October 28, 2025
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