Mad Snail Disease

When a person is so dumb it frustrates those around him/her

wow that person isn't so smart he/she must have Mad Snail Disease

by TheKingPin17 August 12, 2017

Diseased Rectal Wart

A wart on one's ass that consists of secreting puss, yellow/green liquids, and many vile odors.
ADVISORY: DO NOT TOUCH ONE. YOU WILL DIE.

HOLY CRAP!!111!!!11!1!!1!!11 that guys ass is wet and he smells, he's got some baaaadddd Diseased Rectal Warts.

by Tim :] February 9, 2007

running disease

n. the disease in which a person spontaneously starts running and runs out of sight.

I spent last night in jail because the police didn't believe I had running disease!

by rahul k January 1, 2006

grey goose disease

When a person becomes drowsy from alcohol. Grey Goose is a type of Vodka.

Chamillionaire: If liquor makes him drowsy, he gonna say he got that grey goose disease

by wutzzzzzz June 15, 2008

daise

A daise is someone who can turn heads as soon as she walks through that door someone who can break your heart just looking at you daise is know for her looks and her drop dead gorgeous smile she is breaking hearts one by one every guy in school wants this one she is a gorgeous girl with gorgeous short brown hair beautiful dark skin and amazing eyes daise is know for her sense of humor and how she sees the good in everyone

Man look at that girl damn she fine
Man that’s daise
Yo she hot

by Jaihwhshwjushwh January 29, 2018

Schultz Disease

To deny knowledge of a situation to avoid responsibility of knowing about a situation and so to appear innocent.

From Sergent Schultz of Hogan's Heroes catch phrase "I know nothing. I see nothing."

Marc: I know Sarah told you what really happened. Tell me.
James: I'm sorry, I have Schultz Disease.

by Lulupop April 28, 2010

Happy Happy-Not Not Disease

A synonym for bipolar disorder;

A mental health condition defined by periods of extreme, often inappropriate, and sometimes unpredictable mood states.

1. I think Sally suffers from Happy Happy-Not Not Disease--10 minutes ago she was threatening to kill herself, but now she's laughing and having fun.

2. You will contract Happy Happy-Not Not Disease and die.

by malchik_gei March 27, 2007