senator cummies

A large big burly coco goblet names shaquife

Yo senator Cummies is fucking boofin

by SenatorCumBum November 30, 2019

Worsal cummage

When cum dries in the hair to make it stick out like Worsal's straw wig.

Pulled it out of her mouth and jazzed in her barnet. Ten minutes later she looked like Worsal Cummage.

by Tigermoff October 21, 2019

Cadbury Cummies

The creamy white residue left on your cloths after biting into half of a Cadbury Egg, making an annoying and sticky mess.

"Did you see Nate? His shirt got covered in Cadbury Cummies after eating those eggs. I told him to eat those things whole like a man."

by Myst3ryKnight March 5, 2020

Dom Cummed

The act of being guilty of an offence but using friends or family in high places to get away with it.

Tracey, you know that guy who was the Prime Minsters chief advisor during the Covid-19 pandemic? He set the lockdown rules and then broke them himself... he totally Dom Cummed it! What a twat.

by mr.handlebandlebobitybipbob May 26, 2020

The Cummings effect

The Cummings effect is when someone in power does something fucking stupid and then a load of stupid people do the same thing justifying it because someone in power has done it

One of our teachers got caught sticking wotsits up his arse to 'relieve indigestion' and now the cummings effect means everytime the special kid farts all I can smell is cheesy wotsits

by Fuckthegoverment June 27, 2020

crummie cummies

When you forget a condom and use an empty ziplock bag from lunch that was filled with cookies instead.

Here, find a trash-can for this bag of crummie cummies.

by The Cookie_monster October 24, 2020

Isaiah Cummins

4ft tall, beast also goes by Chelsyn and Boyishsteww. Eats only fire starter cubes, likes to knock out teeth. Bullies people named Mathew, some suspect he's gay, even Emily Fraimly. Dictator of Arlington. This man hates Nevada (DONT GO THERE). Has a good female impression voice, and lives in a creek. Spends free time building rocket ships while working at vinaigrette. Man has a 20 inch penis, almost as tall as himself. His mount is The Vulcan, and battle cry can pierce ears. He is very maneuverable and fluid, he hails from Zimbabwe, and he is like 0.2% black. He is loyal to his comrades: Henry Jett, Aidan Smith, Gerrald Young, Colin Miedler, etc. You better believe he'll whip your ass in virtual ping pong. Cries until cyberpunk comes out. Heir to the Dan Cummins Dynasty, and will one day end the universe by eating too much bai coconut water, creating a black hole that will swallow the galaxy. The optimal strategy for survival is to become his friend.

Zoe: "Why did Isaiah Cummins just walk in on me in the bathroom!?"

Sammy: Walks into room*
Isaiah: screams*

Obama: "Oh no, defcon 5, Isaiah has enter the upper atmosphere!"

by Superjett November 5, 2020