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Onion crumb

This is the offspring of a whole onion hread. When the onion bread ahas intercourse with an onion baguette, and onion crumb is produced from all the scraping against eachother. An onion crumb is the most wholesome bond an onion bread and onion baguette can have.
Me and my husband onion baguette just made an onion crumb
by Hoolick fanboi January 30, 2019
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Crumb

A term to describe a general buffoon - typified by continual tomfoolery, at the expense of surrounding individual's happiness. Interestingly, the word can be used as a noun, adjective or verb.
Jack Maxwell-Davis is an absolute crumb.
by CrumbCatcher69 April 16, 2024
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Wretchy-crumb

A wretchy-crumb is a word to describe an elite person who is absolutely class. However you can’t just become a wretchy-crumb, it has to be confirmed by one of the OG wretchy-crumbs.
Kiera and Ellie are such wretchy-crumbs.”
“Hi wretchy-crumb, how are you?”
by The butts December 18, 2020
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Crumbs

What I call AVB or that brown stuff in your herbal vape after you use it, because AVB is a dumb name.

Also because it looks like toast crumbs
Oh man I dropped my vape and got crumbs all over the couch.
by HerbNerd420BlazeIt September 19, 2017
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Crumb Kid

Friend of the group raised without a mom. Visible lack of character traits and manners from the lack of a motherly figure
That crumb kid over there’s mom died of cancer when he was a kid and now he sucks Dorito dust off of his fingers.
by Uncle Samuel February 15, 2021
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crumb

a dirty person, someone who gets around, overall worst people in the world. king or queen crumbs are the top of the line, they are the worst of the worst.
Steve was the King Crumb.
by notQUEEN June 16, 2010
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Crumb Dumpster

(noun)
Pronunciation: /krʌm 'dʌmpstər/

Definition: A person or organization that eagerly seeks to participate in, or benefit from the power and wealth of the dominant elite (often referred to as the 'Oligarchs'), even accepting the most minor and unwanted portions of said power and wealth (symbolized by 'crumbs'). Despite being far removed from the direct influence of the oligarchs, they uphold their ideologies, often covertly.

This term often carries a connotation of pretense or hypocrisy, as in the case of a purportedly progressive individual or entity that nonetheless harbors a disdain for poverty and a desire for prestige. A crumb dumpster is distinct from related concepts such as crumb catchers, and crumb bags, which represent different degrees of proximity to and engagement with the oligarchs' power.

Origin: This term is a compound of "crumb", from the Old English "cruma", and "dumpster", an American English term from the 20th century. Its use as a metaphor for a certain type of ambitious individual or organization seems to have originated in the early 21st century, particularly in socio-political discourse.

Synonyms: social climber, sycophant, opportunist, pretender, wannabe

Related Terms: Crumb Catcher (a person or entity that catches and benefits from the immediate fallout of the oligarchs' power), Crumb Bag (a person or entity that removes and disposes of these remnants, potentially for their own gain).
"Despite his public image as a champion for the people, many critics view NYC Mayor Eric Adams as nothing more than a crumb dumpster, secretly supporting the ideologies of the wealthy elite."
by Rosa's Papa May 13, 2023
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