Bonus crumbs

When you have chunks of crap stick to your crack hair.

While dining out, Jeremy noticed a couple bonus crumbs and decided it was a free snack.

by Stodden June 7, 2025

peanut crumbs

When you thought getting paid in peanuts was low level enough, think again! Peanut crumbs exist! AND YES! You can pay motherfuckers with it! That guy or gal that you don't quite like because their actions speak louder then words in pissing you off? no worries! Pay em some peanut crumbs! Treating the people you don't like as slaves is modern ethical behaviour. Fuck people you don't like! Ensure you treat them with the respect they deserve and hock one up to spit in their faces! Make sure it's a deep throaty hock, get rid of that internal flem that has been sitting against your gut lining for the past week. Allow that nasty yellowish gob smack them in the gob! So long story short, a peanut crumb is something that is so miniscule it's damn right disrespectful to pay people in. It is associated with the saying about getting paid in peanuts, however it is far lower grade then getting paid in peanuts.

"Fuck dude! she's not paying me in peanuts! She's paying me in PEANUT CRUMBS!!"

by False.Pulse December 1, 2022

tp crumbs

The little bits of toilet paper that stick to your labia when you wipe.

OMG I realized i had had tp crumbs and had to get rid of them before my waxing session. Let alone my date. Damn cheap ass toilet paper.

by Tretull31 December 3, 2022

Kicking the crumbs

Kicking the crumbs or kicking a crumb is a Massachusetts term for jerking off or beating your meat.

Mom I was just kicking the crumbs off my bed

by Ultra wide river December 15, 2022

Poo-Poo Crumbs

Tristan....
Tristan is Poo-Poo Crumbs

Bro you can't even wipe correctly, You got Poo-Poo Crumbs out the wazoo

by OhMyFFMGod January 13, 2023

Crumb Casserole

When you take the combination of chip crumbs and remainder of whatever dip and stir. Depending on the nature of the dip it can also be microwaved. Important to be combined and eaten with a spoon.

Those chips need to be made into a crumb casserole.

by Saltinajo September 8, 2023

Dust Pan Butt Crumb

When the janitor is cleaning and he comes across shreds of shitty toilet paper in his dust pan.

Hey did you get that picture of the dust pan butt crumb?

by Tan Stan September 28, 2023