Crumb

An 8 feet tall cat who has a bird named perry that likes to say pogchamp.

"IM BUILT DIFFERENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
-Crumb

by Emoji Movie Was A Good Movie May 12, 2021

Crumb

Fuck nigga bum someone who’s not on shit

Why you Crumb ass didn’t pick up for me

by Richneph November 23, 2021

An Angry Crumb

The most serious of situations in which a crumb has lost all patients and needs noms immediately. If noms are not supplied threats such as genocide become increasingly likely. A monk bear may also be used to calm the crumb however this is only a viable option if the crumb has not already started his rampage.

Person 1: "There a tsuniami coming our way"
Person 2: "WHO CARES ABOUT THE TSUNIAMI, THERES AN ANGRY CRUMB ON THE LOOSE"
Person 1: "AHHHHHH"

by MonkBear April 28, 2023

Bum crumb

Residue of toilet paper left on someone’s behind after wiping.

“Did you know kyle’s dad’s “bum crumbs” float up to the top of the water when his dad has a bath”

by anonymous November 30, 2021

poo crumbs

the leftover poo left in the toilet bowl after you flush and scrub your skidmarks off.

"stop leaving poo crumbs in the toilet!"

by hasotomynaso April 10, 2025

crumbed fish

When an individual swims in the sea naked and then runs out and “crumbs” themselves by rolling around in the sand.

Two uni students were seen being crumbed fish last night, quite a disturbing sight.

by Hahahhalololitsolives December 8, 2019

crumb drinker

A derogatory term for a Lesbian hooker who doesn’t tip waiters and lives in an urban area

You dirty crumb drinker

Fucking Crumb Drinker

Have you seen Karen what a fucking crumb drinker

by Crumb Drinker101 February 3, 2020