crispy men

A man just out the fryer, so yummy, so young, so… good…

Girl 1: woah! Look at those men!
Girl 2: yeah, I wonder what their names are.
Girl 3: crispy men. They are just like McDonald’s fries.
Girl 2:fat bitch.

by Gooeybeans July 5, 2023

Crispy Skates

Very Quick, Very Agile Skaters who make nifty moves and always fin.

Jordan Eberle has crispy skates.

by Durant35 November 1, 2012

butter’s crispy

when life is just going so well

My friend: How are things with you and your girl?

Me: Butter’s Crispy

by S&JATW May 8, 2019

Crispy

When an individual is beyond the normal hangover and is concurrently experiencing levels of grief simultaneously. Most likely this individual will wake up and not know where they are or who they are with. And also most likely is over the age of 30.

When I woke up to take the dogs out, Brittnee woke up all crispy and questioned where she was.

by Bteets June 13, 2022

Crispy Sprite

A Sprite that is especially crisp and delicious, usually served at a McDonalds.

It was the end of a long hot summer day and to quench his thirst Jordan took a long swig of his crispy sprite.

by crispyjenna666 June 14, 2019

Crispy

When something isn't legit.... its CRISPY

J: dawg i got soo high yesterday
F: word man thats CRISPY!
J: ya EYAWWW
F:EYAWWWW

by EYAWWWW123 June 5, 2010

The crispy

The act of going to someone’s house and doing nothing for 3 hours.

What do you want to do. “ I don’t care” as in the crispy.

by City6930 June 29, 2021