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crispy mom

Say the crunchy mom life is a little too extreme for you. You can go crispy mom. Pick and choose how crazy you’d like to get with the neo hippieniss.
Crunchy mom 1: omg! Can you believe Emily? She’s such a crispy mom.

Crunchy mom 2: what’s a crispy mom?

Crunchy mom 1: she’s like us but normal because she doesn’t do all the crazy things we do.
by That person he’s mean January 14, 2023
mugGet the crispy mommug.

Crispy

Person 1: bruh he just did a double backflip
Person 2: yo that’s crispy
by Fatherrizzmas January 16, 2023
mugGet the Crispymug.

Crispy Cone

Did you see that boomer tanning naked over there? He's got the smallest crispy cone I've ever seen.
by ChaoticWeiner March 28, 2025
mugGet the Crispy Conemug.

crispy ween

Hey dude y got a “crispy ween
by Willween October 2, 2018
mugGet the crispy weenmug.

Crispy tits

When you get a sun burn on your boobs and they turn red and crispy.
That girl must go to the beach alot because she has crispy tits
by Brookis1999 September 30, 2015
mugGet the Crispy titsmug.

Crispy baby

A baby born with skin so dark, it doesn't exist on the known color spectrum
"Damn, Jay was definitely a crispy baby."
by Friccthisshenanigan May 3, 2018
mugGet the Crispy babymug.

crispy cookies

When you get frustrated and start trippin. -Troy
Oh! Crispy Cookies! I got moved to doubles four :(.
by Rüf May 27, 2016
mugGet the crispy cookiesmug.

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