Newton's cradle

The horrific and often timberfelling image of two men attempting a DP in a grumbleflick when their knackers collide.

Is that? Oh my God, I can't bear to look!

by Ted Hamer June 22, 2004

Newton's Cradle

A two-man variation on 'teabagging' in which the four testicles represent the swinging balls of a Newton's Cradle. The slapping of the two scrotal sacs together in an approximation of the cradle motion is optional, if physically achievable.

Joe was so wasted, we took about 30 pictures of him getting a Newton's Cradle while he was passed out.

by Bee-ritt July 16, 2009

cradle of filth

Possibly the WORST band in existance.They are NOT black metal and are NOT underground.In fact,they are very very trendy.If you like Slipknot,Mudvayne,and ICP.Chances are you like Cradle of Filth.

If you honestly think theyre black metal listen to some Venom,Emperor,Mayhem,and

If you honestly think theyre black metal listen to some Venom,Emperor,Mayhem,and Dissection

by Mike February 9, 2005

craple

another way to reffer to a criple without getting in trouble for mentioning their handicapp disability

1. Holy crip its a craple!(holy crap its a criple)
2. OMG look at that craple...imagine how hard it his for him to get around.

by justin November 27, 2004

Rock The Cradle

This is a phrase used to refer to someone who causes problems. This is said to people who are trouble makers, people who are always stirring up trouble. The phrase comes from the way a baby cries when their cradle is rocked, hence the term.

Hey man, you better not go into that door, or else you're gonna rock the cradle.

by Prazzo July 25, 2009

cradle of filth

A good symphonic metal band that is neither death nor black metal. They are great, and these faggots are scared because of all the bands in the extreme metal genre, cradle of filth is the most popular. Although popular in thir own field, many people have no idea who they are and the only airtime ive ever seen them get was on Uranium(fuse). They are good and as close to black/death metal as you can get. Another people tend to turn away from them is their attitude. They make fun of themselves, referring to the collection "lovecraft and witchhearts" a compilation of "musical excriments". They, although look satanic are not. They dont go around sacrificing things in the name of Satan or things of that sort. But thats what people want who are into this kind of msic style. Cradle of filth have ctaegorized themselves as "black metal for bastards". Overall a great band, and has almost no commercial popularity, so dont worry-indulge in good, wholesome CoF!

Cradle of Filth is almost done recording nymphetamine!

by the artist formerly known as shut the fuck up June 7, 2004

cradle of filth

A band who true "goths" or so they seem to think themselves hate because they are popular, and they are popular because people like them for the wrong reasons. They aren't really black metal, as they have become far too cartoony and are almost making fun of themselves, but as musicians they can play their instruments well, better than any punk band.

by Lestat November 3, 2003