cold craig

When you're taking a shower while someone is also taking a shit, because the steam amplifies the smell.

Good, my girlfriend needs to stop giving me the cold Craig. I will never feel clean.

by Pseudonym McPseudonymface March 7, 2019

Jenny Craig

an American weight loss, weight management, and nutrition company. The company had more than 700 weight management centers in Australia, the United States, Canada, and New Zealand. The program combined individual weight management counseling with a menu of frozen meals and other foods which were distributed through its centers or shipped directly to clients. On May 4, 2023, the company announced that it was going out of business after 40 years.

On May 2, 2023, Jenny Craig announced to employees via email that the company will wind down operations, lay off all employees, and possibly switch to an e-commerce model. The company had been pursuing a sale for some time

by rdesgatrsygh May 26, 2023

Craig

Craig is a punk ass bitch. He is the first guy to belly ache and complain. He’s actually a cunt without any charisma, uniqueness, nerve nor any talent.

😀 : who is complaining? Once again it’s Craig he’s a whiny ass bitch.

by PpKkl7810 November 26, 2021

Corner Craig

When a man loves to film and jerk his cock in the corner to his wife getting railed by a fake doctor.

Last night was so fun, I played Corner Craig as my wife got adjusted.

by Ken Larson January 20, 2024

Craiged

To transfer someone's own panic on to another, causing flapping.

I was already stressed and then he Craiged me!

by Mamma fun sponge October 6, 2020

Dirty Craig

To use a hollowed out party sausage roll as a flash light for your micro penis, after finishing from only one stroke you place the party sausage roll back in it packaging , to be offered to your sister.

Did you hear what callum did with that party sausage roll..... yh he did a Dirty Craig.

by Almighty B0B June 24, 2024

Craig

Another word for the CIA. Related to Greg: FBI. Etymology: NSA.

When your phone decides to drop a call, fade in or out, click or otherwise act in an erroneous and predictably irritable fashion such that it purposely upsets you and the harmonious balance within your environment.

Craig decided to hang up on Mark again while we were talking about the CIA.

by AltiorPotentia April 2, 2021