la crack

Another name for La Croix mineral water, a very addicting substance.

Dude, I gotta lay of the la crack. I went through a whole case yesterday.

by applebananaorange November 5, 2015

pitbull on crack

A shot consisting of equal parts tequila, Jägermeister, and peppermint schnapps. When I used to bar tend this was my go-to shot for drunk, rude, snobby, and otherwise obnoxious people who, when asked what they would like to drink, look at you blankly and say "Uh... just make me a shot."

Jonny- "Damn that cat just puked all over the urinal in the men's room!"

Me- "Yeah I gave that drunk fuck a pitbull on crack."

by ShaneWood January 13, 2012

crack hack

The cough one develops when smoking too much crack cocaine or similar substance.

That crackhead's been coughing all morning in the ER waiting room. Don't worry, it's not contagious, it's just crack hack.

by St. Furn Obnox March 29, 2017

canyon crack

WHEN SOMEONES ASS CHEEKS ARE SO FAR APART THEIR ASS CRACK LOOKS LIKE A CANYON...

BITCCHHHH DID YOU SEE HER CANYON CRACK

by @LUKEPERUKE ON INSTA June 1, 2018

Do it for the crack

To do it for the laugh of the situation

Friend: ah gowan do it
Me: No! Sorry boi but I can't
Friend: ah do it for the crack lad!
Me: alright then ill give it a go!

by Jay McEv November 16, 2019

crappy crack

Crappy Crack is when you have wiped your ass after taking a crap earlier in the day.. As a result you spread your crap higher in your crack. When you use the toilet a second time you find that you have left a skid mark on the back of the toilet seat.

You have swamp and gremlin ass and you wiped it higher in your ass crack and you sit down on the toilet seat and leave a crappy crack (toilet seat skid mark).

by MAC1 August 21, 2006

leftover crack

A non-existent thing

Tommy, do you have any leftover crack?
What's that?

by chlis January 2, 2015