Covfefe

Misspelling of "Coverage" by Donald Trump, first US president to be elected despite having literal holes in his brain due to Alzheimer's Disease.

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

by homu May 31, 2017

covfefe

Compound word using cov and fefe that means "sexual confirmation of victory w rolled up socks"

Despite the negative press covfefe...

How was my night? Covfefe!

by srslyfreeweed May 31, 2017

covfefe

v. When your pet orangutan flies in a rage and shits himself.

"Wake up Kelly-anne, he's covfefed on the carpet again!"

by Mooshim May 31, 2017

covfefe

(v.) To mess up a tweet or other similar social media post by way of posting it before it is finished.

Popularized by President Donald J. Trump.

President Trump: "Did you guys just see my new tweet about the totally fake news media?"

Person: "Yeah dude, you totally covfefed it."

by covfefe1 May 31, 2017

covfefe

NOUN: a confused, garbled, bewildering or incoherent statement by a person in power who exercises poor judgement and may be unstable
ADJECTIVE: confusing, garbled, nonsensical and irresponsible -- from a powerful person

VERB: to covfefe: to put people with less power in a quandary because what they heard from a person in power made no sense and made them feel anxious

Noun Example: He kept trying to explain what he had said earlier, but it was a covfefe
Adjective Example: The covfefe statement never could be explained.
Verb Example: We wanted clarification but instead he covfefed us.

by kirk-elbod June 2, 2017

Covfefe

When you when referring to coverage fluff (as in a fefe=poodle). Just mindless coverage of unimportantance.

His campaign was surrounded in covfefe.

by wrkz4me May 31, 2017

covfefe

A combination of the word "coverage" and the 4chan fefe meme. First used first by the 45th US President to call out media coverage as shit posting.

The big don accused the press of covfefe in an attempt to cover up his profound incompetence.

by werdmeister May 31, 2017