cooter fat

fat deposits on a woman in the vaginal area.

Jebadiah loves to suck Jezebel's cooter fat.

by Text_Maddi August 6, 2008

cooter stache

(n.) what you receive after you have gone down on a girl with a large lotus patch and you come up with a few pussy sprouts on your upper lip

Jon went down on Jen in the bathroom, after the tennis match and came up with a huge cooter stache!

by joe jones and russell bray October 25, 2008

cootermunch

lowest grade or quality

Cody: Can i have a good pillow?
Steve: You get the cootermunch pillow!
Cody: aww man

by 00civic December 16, 2008

cooter-hat

Derrogatory name with the literal meaning of having your head in very close proximity to a vagina.

Quit being a God damned cooter-hat and do what I tell you!

by The Dirty Mouth of the South September 9, 2010

Cooter

A turtle, also known as River Cooter Turtle also known as Dan River Cooter, Basking Turtle, and Florida Cooter. The adult River Cooter may reach a foot in length. Relatively young individuals have distinctive markings on the underside that may disappear as the turtle ages. Some older specimens are dark brown to black when seen from a distance. Dried mud on the upper carapace may appear as a gray color, and green algae on some specimens produce a dark greenish cast when moist. The notched bottom edge of the carapace is characteristic of the cooters.

Bride: "Dang that cooter was chewy!"
Man: "MM da' gonn'it!"

by CooterQueen000 September 29, 2010

Cooter Slit

The lovely portion of real-estate portrayed by a peach of a pussy resembling what looks like the aftermath of a precisely aimed axe wound. Often times there is no inner labia in the presence of a pristine 'Cooter Slit'. After sight of a well kept 'Cooter Slit', a raging hard-on typically follows.

I was just getting ready to get dirty with this girl and as I go to pull off her panties, I've got a perfect 'Cooter Slit' winking at me. The blood that rushed to my dick so quickly damn near gave me a stroke...

by jZampage April 26, 2011

ROLLER COASTER RAPE ATTACK

ROLLER COASTER RAPE ATTACK is a pornography film released in 1973 about a woman with a penis for a leg who got trapped in a roller coaster and could not get out.
In the film she was raped because her penis leg was exposed and appeared to be VERY seductive.

ROLLER COASTER RAPE ATTACK is also a term used when flailing your arms about forwards and backwards in a matter where it's very easy to injure someones eyeballs and or mustache area of the face.

ROLLER COASTER RAPE ATTACK is also a sex position.

Girl#1: "BWRAAGGHHHH!!!"
Girl#2: "ROLLER COASTER RAPE ATTACK!!!"
Girl#1: "BWRAAGGHHHH!!!"
Girl#2: "ROLLER COASTER RAPE ATTACK!!!"
Girl#1: "BWRAAGGHHHH!!!"
Girl#2: "Ok, no I'm NOT doing that again..."

by ac3092 October 7, 2009