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man cooter

trying to re"cruit" men - could be used as a term for a female hitting on a male or a male trying to pick up a fellow male
Dawg, you done just kissed me on the lips. I ain't down for no man cootin'.

How you goin' be man cootin behind my back just cause i'm outta town for a few days?

She's the best damn man cooter I have ever seen.
by Mojado November 10, 2008
mugGet the man cootermug.

sewer cooter

a girl that has a very nasty smelling twat. Usually it is also blown out, but sometimes it isnt. Can smell her twat by just standing next to her
"damn andrew, you didnt hit that did you? Korrie as sewer cooter man."
by valere March 13, 2008
mugGet the sewer cootermug.

cooter jaw

Some fag or bitch that loves to lick balls or just like balls in their mouth.
Clint and Kevin are both cooter jaws because they like each others ball in their mouths.
by JR QUIROZ September 9, 2006
mugGet the cooter jawmug.

juicy cooter

An oblivious bitch, a stuck-up broad, the kind of chick you love to hate. Most often found wandering aimlessly through department stores smacking gum while screaming into a cell phone.
ex 1:
Girl #1, being shouldered by girl talking on cell walking past: "Wow! Did you see that? She just totally shouldered me and didn't even say excuse me, not to mention acknowledge my existence!"
Girl #2: OMG, what a juicy cooter!"

ex 2:
Dude #1: So get this, last night my old lady totally drank the last beer and wouldn't let me have a swig of it before she slammed it down!"
Dude #2: Dude, total juicy cooter move. Not cool.
by y3n March 13, 2008
mugGet the juicy cootermug.

word'em cooter

Giving a what’s up to one of your douche bag friends that is always just hanging out.
Word'em cooter...when are you getting your ass out of my house?
by Slayerize May 9, 2005
mugGet the word'em cootermug.

Cooter Scooter

a slang word for a dildo, vibrator, or strap-on.
Roy was looking through his mom's room for something and came across her cooter scooter. He was scared for life.
by zmar328 September 27, 2012
mugGet the Cooter Scootermug.

cooter thump

relative feeling of horniness that comes across ones vagina
Does it make you cooter thump?, All that crazy dance is making my cooter thump.
by Cassie Swoffer August 24, 2007
mugGet the cooter thumpmug.

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